really lame girl

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

Why you hold it like that? My animal care training is screaming, you're meant to support the backside otherwise it hurts their back side and may kill them cause of neck strain, this it the case with pretty much every single animal in existence.

Mole bite stick. Mole not let go.

Then don't hold it up in the air?

Okay. I will put it down now.

The mole was dug up by my dogs, and I intervened before they could kill it and before they could bite it. An angry mole will bite down on whatever it can sink its teeth into and won’t let go come hell or high water—this is the safest way to transport them in an emergency if you don’t have a box and don’t want a mole-shaped chunk missing from your hand.

I recorded it digging into the dirt and disappearing once I got it to safety out of the yard, if you are still worried about the mole’s well-being.

guy: *has soft brown curly hair*

me:

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

Things take time

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it