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@ihni-tbh / ihni-tbh.tumblr.com

(she/they) a person who can write and uses their abilities exclusively to shitpost.

Hi there, warning you that this blog has swearing and nsfw-ish stuff. I try not to reblog triggering stuff too much (besides all-caps) so don't worry about that alot.

Also i do not tag triggers (im too lazy to do that) so beware

There's some personal stuff but it's hidden behind the "Keep Reading" thing so you don't need to read it if you don't want to.

Current interests/fandoms: i dont feel like updating this every time it changes so try to figure it out

The only known copy of the Hussie “First Folio” of c. 1625 exists in fragments in the Bodelian Library (MS. Eng. misc. c. 413). No publishing details are available, provenance is unknown.  

Prologue:

The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, Limns a youth upon which no name did weigh These thirteen springs. That burden will be one He will take up this morn, and so in this This gentle youth becomes a gentleman, By taking on the name that’s rightfully his - A token that betokes a divine plan. Where others, who did Fate give name at birth Can have no say in what their fortune tells (Whether lives of misery or of mirth), This youth may choose his Heavens, or his Hells. He stands now at the door of childhood’s room, Now Let him learn his name, and learn his doom.  

Act 1, scene 1

   Voice: Enter name.

   Boy: Letters are appearing! As if drawn by Some fiery hand - and now I ken they spell The name “Zoosmell, Lord of Dung”? Fie on this, Fie! A shallow jest - better be the names Of rustics than nobility besmirched.

   Voice: Try again.

   Boy: More words appear, these pleasing to the eye - I’ll be “John Egbert”, a name for saints and Kings, I trow. Now to take up arms and go, But where among these cakes and bills for rude Entertainments could they be? In this drawer?

Looks in drawer

   Boy: No arms. Damn my addled mind: they rest Beneath the cake inside yon magic chest.

   Voice: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST

Boy retrieves arms

   Boy: No antics or hilarity for now, I must needs store these in my Sylladex. What else lies here? Some Gyves that feign to lock, A Blade that cannot wound, a Hat, a Mask, Tricks to mimic smoke or blood, a Treatise On japes, a Volume on the life of a Man of wisdom who traffick’d in dark arts. All this I fain would take ‘gainst future need, For now mayhaps this smoke will show it’s meed.

Takes smoke pastilles

   Boy: Alas! my arms I now can’t bring to hand! This Sylladex is like unto the sack That peddlers use to cart about their wares – And all that they have pack’d must be unlade ‘Ere that which they pack’d first will come to light. No matter now: anon I’ll set it right.

Examines bill

   Boy: No spirits be as facinerious As these. Though fell be their actions and their Passions run to black, these hell-kites’ exploits Enthrall me and I can’t abjure their charms. How now, a note? My father left this here, A birthday gift to mark my thirteenth year.

so i noticed this post was apparently made in 2013, but is only starting to get passed around now, nearly a decade later:

tried to use wayback machine to see how many notes it had before it was brought back, but it started circulating again on nov 11 and i could only find one from nov 27, where it still only had 783 notes

in an attempt to find how obscure this post was before its resurrection, i went all the way down in the reblogs to see how many it had. and it looks like, before being brought into the modern day by @homestuckmadethisfanart​, it only had FOUR reblogs?

of course that wouldn’t include deactivated blogs, so there were probably more than just 4, but probably not TOO much more if that’s all that’s left of non-deactivated reblogs. especially because the average amount of notes op got on all their other posts (there’s only 25 of them so it was easy to calculate an average) was between 3-4 notes.

anyway, really adds to the feeling that this was… excavated.

anyway, really

adds to the feeling that this

was… excavated.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

no fuckingf way

[ID: a screenshot of the original post where all of the words have been blocked out so that it reads “among us sus” /End ID]

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

Yes

Also drinked this post

OH GOD NO WAIT STOP NOOOOO

happy 2 year anniversary to mario’s death. and trans people day also too i guess

when a character with sharp teeth opens their mouth and you catch a flash of fangs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"what? no babe carry on i'm listening, i love it when you talk"

The Gorilla Effect is a psychological quirk of human observation. The effect was named for an experiment where an observer was tasked with counting the number of bounces a basketball player makes, and how somebody dressed in a gorilla suit could walk across the stage without being noticed by the observer.

What the scientific paper suggests is that alien communications might be all around us, but we are not equipped to perceive them. We’re too focused on optical telescopes & radio signals to detect (say) fluctuations in dark matter.

newly released wizard spells 2022: Cosmic Gorilla Effect

Aliens as we speak:

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