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so what do u think about plays

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i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

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so what do u think about plays

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i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

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remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.

When children are young, the agricultural mafia tries to get their hooks into them. It is believed that an essential part of early childhood development is to learn about every animal you will see on a Western European farm, and to memorize their noises and favourite foods. Why is this, when most of these children will visit only a cubicle farm for the rest of their lives?

One argument is that schools are not solely a vehicle for career training for children, but instead a glorious academy where the passions and curiosities of the young mind can chase new ideas. That’s a really nice utopian belief, but even the folks pushing the “learn about cows” program don’t believe in it either. Here’s what I think it is: Big Pickup Truck wants you to think of yourself as a bit of a hayseed.

Crazy? Not so much. Think about the last time you got into a hobby or other intense volume of knowledge. There is a sort of arc, where at the start you felt like you really understood everything there was to know about the hobby. This happens about five seconds before you realize how little you actually know. If your local Chevy dealer can keep you at about that level of knowledge re: agriculture, you’re more likely to buy a bigger truck. Yeah, we need the half-ton, honey. What if we encounter a sick sheep? They go “baa.”

Primed with this baseline structure of factual farm-animal knowledge, North America is kept slavishly obedient to the pickup trucks. Barns, too, but that might just be because I keep wanting to look inside them to see if any shitty old pickup trucks are hidden within. Pickup trucks, you see, they go “vroom.”

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someone slap me around n call me mean names n tell me how pretty and stupid i am

Boaaaa ur chef boyardee ravioli lookin ass ya feet look like u been kicking bricks