the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row
Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition
ok.
Would love to play the Hetalia Horror Show Game but it was never translated.
Look at this from the wiki…
This game seems like a fever dream
Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness
you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane
You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real
I don’t see that as a deal breaker.
Actually yeah it does piss me off that the on website for which the main appeal was once porn you can get what functioned for years as a personal diary and an archive of your friendships, changing tastes and opinions abruptly pulled from under your feet because you posted a few pixels of cock. The preeminent website where people can still post nudes is run by an incompetent fascist where aside from porn one half is bigoted outrage bait and the other is people meekly trying to debunk it, forcing you to see it twice.
If the WHOLE COUNTRY'S economy cannot work without the labor that UPS workers provide, than their labor is worth their demands and more.
No other conclusion can be rationally made from this information.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
ok.
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell
ok.
god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)
Something funny about a cis man telling a trans woman that she doesn't understand how much it sucks to be a guy
Like, no, I agree, it sucks to be a guy. That's why I stopped. I thought you guys were supposed to like it.
i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you’ve gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:
i’ve colored the buckets on the histogram so that it’s easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^
What’re all these shit colors? You reporting from the sewers?
don’t worry about it
the supernatural novels are putting us all to shame
get ready for the thrilling conclusion of this chapter
their father's wife, their mother. but at least dean was right about the hole
their father’s wife, their
mother. but at least dean was
right about the hole
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
a pack of 100 Vegas ants all working together to carry one single poker chip to a roulette table, betting it on red, watching it land on black, and each jumping into the nearest cocktail it can reach and drowning itself for the pride of the antill
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y
23/26
why would they change this site too look like Twitter if everyone here already hates Twitter and everyone leaving twitter also hates twitter. Like elon musk wasn’t the only bad thing about twitter. It also just sucks to use
ordered mac and cheese at a fancy restaurant in burbank and it had peas and lettuce in it white people should not be allowed to procreate
"but minerva, aren't you white?" it's called taking one for the team
