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Piss Vortex

@ihatepissvortex

the white Jimmy Hoffa
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maybe this is pretentious coming from a guy who studies monkeys but i can’t believe how many people confuse orangutans with chimpanzees. folks one of them is Orange and the other is not

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Anonymous asked:

Do you still get terfs spamming your posts/inbox or have they decided you're old news by now lol

wouldn’t know, they started getting weird and making sexually aggressive comments on my posts so i just started blocking on sight. maybe they’ve found a different waifish dastardly feminine man to obsessively get mad about. they’ll be back in a couple months when i make another true and correct post they don’t like

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government PSA in the year 2038 after the discovery that canola oil is poisonous

“Going to eat some canola? You may as well be eating granola” (this is 5 years after granola is also found to have been poisonous)