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Books
Harry Potter
Divergent
The Maze Runner
Throne of Glass
A Court of Thorns and Roses
The Hunger Games
The Mortal Instruments
Shows:
The Vampire Diaries
The Originals
13 Reasons Why
The Flash
Once Upon A Time
Teen Wolf
Shadowhunters

the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???

and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up 

but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

Yo big mood guys it hurts

tell me why i feel this, like mannn i always think i’m ugly because nobody ever like catcalls me or whatever but then i think about how fucked up it is that i think that way and i’m glad that i don’t.

So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so he’s over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because I’m a good person who helps others

And he’s clinging to my hand like it’s a life preserver and I’m being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and I’m like do your tattoo bro I’ve got my buddy handled

But then I realize he’s like, looking over because he can’t tell if he’s seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how I’m talking to my buddy all fondly and I’m like stroking his arm like he’s a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, I’m just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:

“So, are you guys close?”

And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HE’S A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS

“Yeah of course, that’s why I asked him to come”

SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HE’S RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND I’M AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO

So that tattoo artist is like “Cool man, that’s great. Good for you.”

So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and I’m like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is like “You’re drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS he’s right”

So we’re talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that I’m getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is like “Yeah I’m gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one haha” and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS “I mean, I should hope so”

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND I’M NOT THERE HE’S GOING TO GO “OH WHERE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND”

MASTERLIST

For all your Irondad x Spiderson needs

I finally made a masterlist of all the prompts i’ve written what’s up we out here being professional and shit

also im not mocking the prompts this is actually me summarizing them to the best of my abilities without giving away too much

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Fic Prompt Requests

Pete to the rescue: Tony is the one that needs Peter’s help for a change

Peter impresses Tony: Tony can’t figure out how to hack into a software, but Peter can (spoiler: it blows TOny away)

Tony to the rescue: Peter couldn’t escape from underneath the rubble, so Tony comes to save the day

“Mr. Dad- I MEAN, MR. STARK”: Tony is Peter’s biological father and the only ones that know are Peter and May. And a slip up happens.

“So, I’m Actually Mr. Dad?”: a follow up where Peter finally confronts Tony about him being his biological father

Girl Problems: Peter goes to Tony for girl advice

Sunflowers: Tony comforting Peter at May’s funeral

Driving Test: The time where Peter almost gave Tony a heart stroke

Boyfriend: Peter brings home his boyfriend for Tony to meet

Father’s Day: Tony takes Peter out for Father’s Day in an effort fulfill that empty space in Peter’s life

The Gentleman Crash Course: Tony spends the day teaching Peter how to pick out a suit, shave and tie a tie for an event.

“Stark Junior? Who’s The New Kid?”: The media’s reaction to Tony having Peter accompany him to a big charity gala event

Peter comes out as Bi-sexual to Tony: and Tony is not impressed because he been knew

“Is thAT KANYE?!”: Peter asks Tony if he could do something small for his birthday. Tony, of course, won’t have it and goes WAY overboard with it. Spoiler: Peter loves it.

Rudolph the red nosed Peter: Peter catches the flu while staying over at Tony’s for the weekend, and Tony’s dad mode activates.

In your arms: Sad angsty prompt of Tony dying in Peter’s arms

Bad boyfriends and bruises: Aunt May has a got this new boyfriend, who abuses Peter. Tony finds out about it.

Stony fix their problems and Rhodey and Peter make sure Steve doesn’t hurt Tony again (rhodey is hella protective in this)

Headcanons: 

BALLET TIME: Natasha is giving Peter ballet lessons. Tony joins. Things are chaotic

Buckaroo and Underoos: Peter and Bucky bonding n shit

Uncle Rhodey is cool: Rhodey is That Uncle™

MORE Buckaroo and Underoos: MORE PETER AND BUCKY BONDING N SHIT

Tony’s Birthday: the whole avengers family tries to figure out what to do for his birthday because he’s a rich boy and he has everything

How would Tony react to a crying kid?: I’m really bad at describing my fics but the heading says it all

IRONFAMILY: Ironhusbands and their spiderson…YES

SCIENCEFAMILY: Tony+Bruce+Shuri+Peter= SCIENCEFAMILY

Original Fics

Voicemail: Watch out this is a really really sad fanfic i cant believe i wrote this

Tony is here: This is also really fkn sad why are all my original fics sad (big hero 6 inspired by that ‘Tadashi is Here’ scene so u can only guess how sad)

Under The Mask: Life is a limbo of struggle and survival for Aunt May as a single parent. Working day and night, barely making enough to pay the rent and keep food in the fridge, all while trying her hardest to raise Peter through it all.

Meanwhile, Peter uses his mutated spider strengths and abilities to make quick illegal money but gets riled up and dragged into a hole he dug himself in with Queens’ most ruthless mafia.

Tony Stark, on the other hand, is in desperate need of new Avengers recruits, and conveniently enough he stumbles upon Queens’ friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

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message me if the masterlist is not working or if any of the links are wonky 

5sos smut masterlist

CALUM HOOD

Calum’s distracted by baseball so you decide to take matters into your own hands

Calum offers to eat out Y/N for the first time and she’s a little nervous

You and Calum have a dirty habit of spontaneously hooking up, even though your bands are rivals

You and Calum are lowkey flirting when he attends your Victoria’s Secret fashion show and both of you end up at the afterparty together

Your boyfriend is a tattoo artist and pierces your clit

You finally give into Calum’s wishes and let him give you hickeys

Your bodyguard, Calum, takes you on a night’s getaway to the Honeymoon Inn

You and your childhood best friend, Calum, realise you’re in love with each other

Calum isn’t happy when you wear a scandalous dress to a business event (I suck at summaries but pls know there are three sections of smut + it’s very hot)

It’s New Year’s Eve and you have a little accident with a bottle of champagne…

You and your best friend Calum get frisky at a party 

Just waking up to Calum eating you out tbh ;)

This is very kinky. I don’t really know how else to describe it.

Your relationship with rival CEO, Calum Hood, has a little more fire than initially meets the eye.

LUKE HEMMINGS

Luke gets back from tour to find you having a wet dream about him

Sugar Daddy!Luke goes away and surprises you with a toy you never knew existed

You and Luke break up and stumble into each other at a club two weeks later

You ask Luke to be rougher with you and he certainly delivers

Your boyfriend decides to help reduce your stress by giving you a steamy massage

A 1940s inspired AU in which Luke, a soldier, walks into your diner at closing time

You and Luke have been friends with benefits for a while and now you’re coming to terms with the fact that you’ve fallen in love with each other

Luke teases you with a pair of vibrating panties

You ride Luke whilst wearing his flannel

A lil short blurb-y thing with daddy!Luke

Your boyfriend, Luke, is in a gang. As we explore your relationship, we take a glimpse at the highs and the lows (and the times where you ride him whilst wearing his leather jacket vhjvhfjvh).

ASHTON IRWIN

After Ashton buys you a new car you decide to have some fun and break it in

MICHAEL CLIFFORD

Michael surprises you with a series of gifts

You decide to rile Michael up in an attempt to bring out his dominative side

MULTIPLE

A night in with Luke and Calum spirals into something you never could’ve imagined

Your best friends pick up on the fact that the both of them make you insanely horny

For more smut, check out my smut month, Smutty September!

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my mom kinda went to the emergency care center a little while ago sooooooooooooo

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I hate this

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

A+ would watch said broadcast 

Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

okay BUT

the day after actual tony stark saw them hanging out in frony of the Tower, some of the kids were reluctant to go back there but God they had to finish their homework and the tower was on their way from school so they go back there and

theres a separate room that surely mustve been some important part of the lobby yesterday but now had a “Free WiFi Zone” plate on the door. Inside were huge sofas and armchairs and beanbags, fridges stocked with various drinks, a coffee maker and 20ish iron man mugs, a couple of laptops on the desk near the wall and a note for them to read:

“This is your part of the Tower now. Use whatever you need, no time limit, and stay in school kids :) - T. S.”

So I uh… went to write a short, cute drabble for this and… I ended up writing a nearly 3k long fic? Whoops? This got away from me. I regret nothing.

It started with Wi-fi. Wi-fi of all things. Tony found out by accident.

“What’s going on out here?” Tony asked, sliding his sunglasses down a bit to look at the group of teenagers sitting in front of the Tower.

All the teens looked up at once, eyes wide like deer caught in headlights. They looked at each other, then back at Tony.

“Um, well…” A brunet spoke up, closing his laptop. “The Avengers Tower has great Wi-fi, sir. And it’s free. We all… some of us don’t have access to Wi-fi at home, and we need it for school projects.”

Tony blinked. “Oh. Okay. Study hard, then.” He adjusted his sunglasses again and walked into the Tower without a second thought.

But later that day, Tony keeps thinking about it. Can’t get it out of his head, until he goes so far to have FRIDAY pull up security camera footage from in front of the Tower over the past few weeks.

There are kids there, always, Tony finds. Anywhere from ten to nearly fifty, all crowded around the Tower, sitting on the grass. Even at night or in shitty weather, there were at least a few.

And sure, Tony was fine with it. More than fine with it, even. If kids wanted to use Tony’s Wi-fi, he on board with it. Tony was completely with the idea of accessible technology.

So it hung out in the back of Tony’s mind, and he smiled at the group of the teens he saw every time he walked in and it the Tower. He made sure security didn’t bother them, and left them to their devices.

But the thoughts of it wouldn’t leave Tony’s brain. A part of him ached a little at the idea of the kids who were so needing of a damned Wi-fi connection they would sit in the rain for it. It got to the point that Tony was lying awake in bed, thinking about it.

“FRIDAY, are there any vacant floors in the Tower?” Tony asked, staring at the ceiling.

“There are three vacant floors,” FRIDAY answered in a chipper voice.

Tony sat up. “FRIDAY, order a shit ton of junk food and furniture. We have work to do.”

And so it began. Within a week, Tony had a large room on its own floor completely dedicated to being an expansive lounge. It had all sorts of furniture, shelves stocked with every food Tony could think of, a fridge full of drinks, an espresso machine, and over a dozen outlets. It was close to the bottom floor, easily accessible by the elevator. Tony talked to Happy and reorganized his entire security so that anyone could walk into the Tower and go straight to the lounge.

The first day, there were already over twenty teens milling around, laptops plugged in and noses in books. It made Tony smile and feel warm in ways he couldn’t describe, seeing the tranquil environment of kids studying. The numbers grew over time, and Tony made sure it was kept accessible 24/7.

So it started with Wi-fi. But after that, things got more… complicated.

Tony was in the lounge, taking an inventory of what needed to be restocked. Sure, he had people for that, but it was nice to show his face every so often, remind the kids he existed.

Tony finished writing down how many bags of Doritos were on the shelf and spun around, crashing right into someone.

“Oh fuck,” Tony stumbled, catching the person by their elbows. A pair of startled green eyes stared up at him in horror. “Hey. Hi.” Tony smiled. “Sorry about that. Wasn’t looking where I was going. My fault.”

The girl stared at him, breathing hard. “I’m sorry I didn’t-”

“Hey, no. My fault, remember?” Tony soothed. “I’m responsible for at least fifty per cent of the accidents in this Tower.”

“Actually, you’re responsible for sixty-seven point nine per cent.” FRIDAY chirped.

Tony frowned. “Is that counting the incident on Thursday?”

“You did hold fifty per cent of the blame.” FRIDAY reminded him.

“Twelve per cent, at most,” Tony argued. He looked back at the girl. “Thor tried to put a raw egg in the toaster, it’s a long story.”

The girl gave a confused, shy smile. Tony counted that as some kind of victory.

Tony went to let go of the girl’s elbows when his gaze brushed over her forearm. “Hey.” Tony’s voice was softer. “Are you okay?”

The girl froze again, biting her lip. “No- it’s fine, I don’t-” Her face turned red. But not as red as the angry lines cut into her wrist.

“You wanna talk?” Tony asked, eyebrows knit together.

“You-you’re busy I shouldn’t-”

“FRIDAY, cancel the afternoon meeting. Or tell them I’m not coming,” Tony said without hesitation. “There, I’m free.”

The girl frowned. “You didn’t have to do that. It’s fine, really.”

Tony rolled his eyes. “Come on, kid. Let’s talk, okay?” He sighed at her hesitance. “Hey, what’s the worst I can do? I’m just some rich guy.”

With a begrudging smile, the girl took Tony’s hand and Tony lead them to an empty storage room, sitting on the floor with his back against the wall.

“What’s your name?” Tony asked.

“Cecilia,” The girl mumbled.

“Hi, I’m Tony.” Tony introduced with a bright smile. Cecilia laughed. “So you wanna talk about this?” He pointed to her wrist.

“I…” Cecilia cleared her throat. “It’s hard, you know? School is hard, and I’m not good enough to do anything right, and…” She swallowed. Cecilia covered her face, choking on a sob.

Tony scooted closer, wrapping an arm around her shoulders. “You wanna know something, kid?”

Cecilia looked up.

“I am one of the richest men alive, have been named Sexiest Man Alive three times, have my last name attached to a fortune five hundred company, have been called one of the leading minds of the 21st century, am a member of the goddamned Avengers and…” Tony ran a hand through his hair. “And I feel the same way. All the time. I wake up worried that someday everyone’s gonna see through me, see the fraud I really am.” Tony cleared his throat. “I have anxiety attacks. I wake up screaming from nightmares. I avoid mirrors. And some days I don’t want to wake up at all.

“But I do. Because there are people who need me to. And maybe it’s more for me than you. But it’s not about numbers. Quantity holds no value the quality. As long as there’s one person who cares, you’ve got a reason to wake up in the morning.” Tony thought a moment. “And if you’ve got no one else, then I count, right?”

There was a long stretch of awkward silence, but the shy smile Tony got made it all worth it.

After that, Tony invested in having free, confidential, no strings attached therapists at the Tower for the kids who came to study. He started with five, but by the end of the month, Tony had seven full time and three part-time working at the Tower. Tony did briefly see Cecilia’s face every now and then, and she seemed happier. That made it all worth it.

After that, everything was a downward spiral. Someone put a suggestion box on the door, and the teens who stayed wrote their ideas down. Tony read every single one. Even the stupid ones. And he listened.

First, there were showers installed in the bathrooms. Tony noticed there were certain faces that showed up more than others, so often it was almost concerning. So Tony figured they might as well freshen up while there. The showers were equipped with towels, soap, and all other necessities.

After the showers came the storage room filled with other living supplies. Blankets, food items, clothing, some basic tech, gift cards for local supermarkets, toiletries. Anything Tony could think of required for living. Like everything else, anyone could take anything, no questions asked.

Then came the library. There were suggestions for a supply of the review books and textbooks for the classes students were taking, and Tony decided to go in all or nothing. The library was filled wall to wall with every modern textbook and review book in the curriculum, as well as an expansive amount of leisure reads as well. Tony stocked it with comfortable seating, computers and tablets as well. There were no late fees, Tony refused to make any of the kids pay a damned dime for things they should have basic access to.

And then there were physical doctors as well. Ones who could give flu shots and prescribe at least the most basic of medications and advice.

After that, the gym just seemed to be common sense. As the recommendations in the box pointed out, public gyms were expensive. So Tony set up a gym. Granted it wasn’t Avengers level, but it was a damned nice gym.

Tutors came next. Private tutors, as well as ones that would teach entire groups. Tony managed to wrestle with the local schools to even get the kids credit for some of the tutorings.

After that, things finally seemed to mellow out. Tony drew up a list of rules, but most of the teens were pretty decent about keeping things civil. Tony was damned proud to average only one incident a month.

The Avengers found out about the Student’s Lounge as it’d be dubbed, and they frequented it more than Tony expected. He found Clint down there telling stories that were probably classified, Natasha showing a group of girls ballet moves, Thor showing off trinkets from Asgard, Steve drawing with a group of art kids, Sam giving serious talks on mental health, and so on. It was nice.

And it worked. Kids were happy and studying, but also had a place to relax and unwind. Tony did have to get an ungodly number of permits and licenses to do what he did, but it was all beyond worth it to see the kids smiling and being safe.

It was a year later when Tony was working in his workshop with jeans and a tank top and FRIDAY caught his attention.

“Mr Stark, your presence has been requested in the Student’s Lounge,” FRIDAY said, cutting into the silence.

Tony frowned. “Is it an emergency?”

There was a pause. “No, but the students are rather insistent.”

“Fine.” Tony stood up with a sigh. “Tell them I’ll be down there in a minute.”

Tony took the elevator down to the floor that was now entirely monopolized by the Student’s Lounge. As soon as the doors opened he found himself standing in front of a few dozen teens, all crowded around and waiting.

“Is this some club meeting or a cult initiation?” Tony asked, sliding his grease-covered hands into his pockets.

A teen stepped forward, a blond boy with bright eyes and a nervous smile. “Uh, hi. We… we had something we wanted to share with you.” He was holding note cards, absently tapping them.

Tony glanced around. “Well then, shoot.” He spread his hands.

The blond cleared his throat, looking down at the cards. “We hear the saying a lot,” He read, “that it’s impossible to shop for a man who has everything. And with you, that couldn’t be more true. A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, one of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, and an amazing person all around. You truly have everything, Mister Stark.

“And yet, you give. You give, and you give. You gave us a place to study that became so much more. Beyond the material items, this place has become a home for all of us. For those of us who don’t have food to eat at home, books to read, clothes to wear, a family to come home to. All because you wanted to give some kids a good Wi-fi connection. You created a family. This year alone, the graduation rate grew ten per cent from last year, and we don’t think it’s a coincidence. And we’re all confident with your help, that number will grow more and more.

“You created jobs for the community. We did the math and figured at least fifty new jobs were created through the Student’s Lounge. And you pay for all of it out of pocket. You don’t need to. You’ve already saved the world more than enough times, given millions of dollars to charity. And yet you did this for a group of kids sitting on your front lawn just to get a decent Wi-fi connection.

“There are no words to describe the kindness that takes. The amount of time you’ve put towards this proves it’s so much more than a publicity stunt. Not only do you personally oversee everything, but you stop by weekly, even if just to say hi. You listen to what we have to say. In a world that makes it so easy to ignore teenagers, you put every ounce of effort into doing the complete opposite. And your effort didn’t go unnoticed.” The blond stepped aside and let a redhead girl stand in the middle instead.

“My name is Miranda.” The girl spoke up. “A year ago, I was addicted to heroin and struggling in all of my classes. I was… I was ready to drop out of school altogether, even considered selling my own body just for drug money. But a friend dragged me here and… and I got therapy. A doctor. Food. All things my family struggled to afford. My recovery is still slow going, but thanks to you, I can say I’m in recovery, to begin with. Thank you.” Miranda stepped to the side and a black haired boy took her place.

“I’m Ian. My parents abused me, and I had nowhere to go. Even after coming here to spend my afternoons, I was hesitant to overstay my welcome. But I wasn’t ever judged, and always felt safe here. I was able to work up enough courage to run away and start spending nights here. Eventually, I met a friend here who let me stay with them, but not once did I have to know how it felt to be homeless. This place was my home, the entire time, even now that I sleep somewhere else. You gave me a home. Thank you.”

And so it went on, each kid telling their own version, and Tony wasn’t even ashamed to admit he was openly crying before they even got through ten. And he listened. To every single one. Tried to remember names and important details, make mental notes for future reference. Tony watched and listened, entranced by every story.

The first boy stepped back up. “And I’m Ben. I don’t really have a sob story, but I do know that this place is a home for every single person here. We’re a family of brothers and sisters, and you’re, for lack of better wording, the cool dad. So thank you. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. So much. We hope our family can grow, and this home will only get better with each day. So while we don’t have any gift, we hope this can stand as one. Our stories are something that you gave us, and we hope by sharing them you can understand how much you mean to all of us.” The boy, Ben, lowered his notecards and smiled. “Thank you.”

Tony stared at them, wiping tears away from his eyes. “You’re all assholes.” He decided. “I am supposed to be a suave billionaire, and here you’ve got me crying like a dumbass.”

The teens all laughed.

“You know what?” Tony clapped his hands together. “This deserves a pizza party. Domino’s is about to hate me. Does anyone have any dietary restrictions? Start writing up a list while I find a phone number.”

“Don’t you have stuff to do?” A brunette girl who Tony remembered to be Cassie asked.

Tony shrugged. “It’s fine, I’ll do it in the morning.”

“Miss Potts has asked for the schematics to be uploaded by midnight,” FRIDAY spoke up.

“Pepper has been working for me long enough to know ‘by midnight’ means by noon the next day. It’s fine.” Tony waved off. “Come on, start writing a list. If I don’t see at least one gluten-free pizza, I’m making you do it again.”

The teens all smiled and started writing and shouting at each other. Tony watched with a happy sigh. They were a family.

game time!

every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)

i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”

“We have a Hulk”

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“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”

“What were you the god of again?”

“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”

“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”

“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

“Your saiviour is here!!!”

“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”

“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”

“You had one job.”

“GET HELP!!!”

“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”

“So was I”

“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”

“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”

“I’m bringing the party to you.”

“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Kick names, take ass”

“Why is Gamora?”

“I am Groot”

….

“Well he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to “I” and “am” and “Groot”, exclusively in that order.“

“Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me.”

…and for my second quote: “I live for the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt.”

“You have a metal arm? That’s awesome dude!”

“He’s not a dude, you’re a dude. This? This is a man.”

ANOTHER!!

“Dear brother, you’re becoming predictable.”

“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

“This corset is really uncomfortable. So can we all just wrap this up and go home?”

“You will never be a god.”

“Will that be all, Mr. Stark?”

“That will be all, Ms. Potts.”

Or, alternately:

“Finally! Someone who speaks English.”

“This is no place to die.”

I’m doing it….(sorry Dr. Strange)

“This was the only way.”

“Rocket do this, Rocket do that”

“He’s my brother!” “Adopted”

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“I assure you brother the sun will shine on us again”

“I’m sorry”

-peter parker (stark)

“Pete let go I’m gonna catch you-“

-Tony Stark

“Oh, shit!” -loki as odin

Updated Masterlist

#24 Cuddling (Visual)

#29 Heart by Heart (Song Preference)

#49 She looks so perfect (Song Preference)

#65 Rude (Song Preference)

#86 Tenerife Sea (Song preference)

Unlisted (if there are any)

Punk series:

  1. His appearance
  2. How you meet
  3. “Don’t fucking touch her.”
  4. A little bit of truth
  5. Disappearance
  6. He agrees to go on a “date” with you
  7. First “Date”
  8. He sneaks into your room
  9. He asks you to be his girlfriend
  10. He gets into a fight
  11. First “I love you”
  12. Your father finds out you’re dating
  13. You sneak out to see him
  14. “Run away with me.”
  15. He reveals something about his past
  16. Sexual Encounters
  17. He tries to train you/workout with you
  18. You return home
  19. The Aftermath
  20. (coming soon)

Teacher series:

  1. How you meet
  2. “You’re a teacher?”
  3. Staying after school with him
  4. He overhears you talking about him
  5. He has a talk with you
  6. He stops another student from bullying/harassing you
  7. You think he’s going to kiss you
  8. You see him outside of school
  9. (coming soon)

Imagines:

Lunch Date (Harry)

Phone Sex (Harry)

Tell me (Harry) (Visual)

Sugar Daddy (Harry)

First Impressions (Harry + Niall)

One Time Thing (Narry Threesome)

Knee issues (Niall)

Surprise? (Niall)

Blackouts (Niall)

Honeymoon (Niall) (Visual)

Smiles (Liam)

Little white lies (Liam + Ashton) (Part 2)

Movie night (Louis)

Lucky (Louis)

Needy drunk (Louis)

Au Imagines:

Blurbs:

Au memes:

Blurb Nights:

More coming soon!

I just found out that there are more of these clips of cap in homecoming and I haven’t stopped laughing since 😂

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

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“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

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“Boys will be boys!”

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“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

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Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

“But you’re gay, shouldn’t you have enjoyed-”

“Men can’t get raped, not even by other men”

“He had an erection; he was asking for it”

“Men always want it –”

“You’re an ugly guy/girl, it’s the closest to actual sex you’ll ever get – ”

“Who cares, it’s a man and we all know men can’t be raped”

“LGBT+ people never stare inappropiately at others, never catcall, never sexualize, never rape —“

“Hey straight/non-lesbian girls, all men are rapists and abusers but women will never ever mistreat you!”

“Hey lesbians, are you REALLY only into girls or are you just man ha–?”

“I’m trans and if you don’t have sex with me you’re transpho–”

“Hey bi people, you are all sluts and you –”

“I don’t like you and your opinions, so you deserve to be raped!”

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

NEVER forget to accessorize 

well one of us is going to have to change

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….

Send this to all the straight boys

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

💁🏻‍♀️

Get him the fuck outta here b

Aelin made Prythian

Before you call me crazy, hear me out. 

What if, at the end of TOG7, when Aelin forges the lock, she creates the Cauldron and the Book of Breathings and Prythian using wyrdmarks and her power? It would explain the creatures in the Prison and how Amren got in. It would explain why SJM wrote both series at the same time because she wanted Prythian and that realm to be established before she wrote the ending of Throne of Glass. 

Y’all, what if Aelin is the Mother that Feyre always refers to?

this is just…whatttt

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

I really fucking needed this today please keep reblogging this today was awful