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Official Dungeon Master

@iguanaparrots / iguanaparrots.tumblr.com

The name is Jay, He/Him, 20 years old. I love Avatar, Steven Universe, Fallout, Dragon Age, etc. You can add me on Snapchat (waterdrop66) and PSN (Jay_A_White)

This painting metaphorically describes Ometeotl. 

Ometeotl can only be pictured metaphorically, They contain within Themselves the totality of existence, and are identical with all being, and do not exist symbolically like the other Teteo (gods) in a human-like form. Ometeotl, whose name means Dual Divinity, reveals themself to men as the oppositions which create our lived reality, so that life/death, sun/moon, light/dark, male/female, are different manifestations of Ometeotl on the plane of being. However, the dualities are not opposites, but rather different manifestations of the same reality, so that light and dark, for example, exist only in opposition to one another, cannot exist without one another, and are not opposites but merely different manifestations of a single truth. 

Here, a symbol which represents Ometeotl appears at the center of the painting, a turquoise T shape which symbolises the heavens, the earth, and the underworld, which is to say, the totality of the cosmos. At the top and bottom of the painting are the sun and moon, representing the Duality. At the four corners appear the Four Tezcatlipca, who rule the four quadrants of the cosmos, which is to say, Ometeotl is space. Around the image and between the coils of the serpent appear the 20 days of the Nahuatl calendar, for Ometeotl is time. Nine Teteo stand upon the jewel glyph which encircles the symbol of Ometeotl. They represent nine aspects of existence. Their arms transform into snakes, each of which eats its neighbor, just as the nine snakes which encircle the image consume one another. For another truth of Ometeotl is that They are change; here, the Lord of the Sun, Tonatiuh, eats, and therefore transforms into Centeotl, the Teteo of Corn, who himself transforms into the Teteo of Death, and on and on. In the faith of our ancestors, the Teteo do not have individual identities and existences, but rather are manifestations of different aspects of Ometeotl, and reveal themselves as change. 

You can find this piece as a print in my Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/listing/682669179/ometeotl-large-print-aztec-mexican

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sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

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sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

You can say Rick Berman it’s ok

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this made me want to try this

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

Ye Olde Vibe Check

one of my irl friends is actually into this and he almost lost a tooth and got his incisors chipped because he forgot to put on teeth protectors once also he had to sew the armor himself

reminds me of this commission i once did

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For just $10,000 you, too, can own a VCR from 1995

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gets a game over and throws the controller and it circles around and hits me in the head and I die and my family sues apple for millions

I think my stepdad accidentally added me to his work chat...I don’t know how to bring that up mgsksjsjs

i’m not going undercover @ replies lmfao

ok chad idea

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

Could you imagine a whole greenhouse full of these? I always thought of spaceship greenhouses as big stationary things, but imagine a rotating “sun” and a bundle of little, shuffling planters that come find crew member when their plants are dehydrated.

Steel/Grass Type