i hate you zoom i hate you teams i hate you outlook i hate you google meet i hate you email i hate you one drive i hate you attachment i hate you meetings i hate you social media i hate you work hours i hate you
Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader
i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby
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me in my "i have to get an A" to "atleast i submitted the paper" arc
reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything
As the queen gets weaker Christopher eccleston is steadily growing stronger and more powerful
*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M
Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking
Me: Babe, you’re so funny!
My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.
Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!
happy pride specifically to that scene from the first episode of black sails where flint beats a man to death with his bare hands 🥰💕 so iconic 😍🥰❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
"Im gonna fix him" "im gonna make him worse" I see a man there's definitely something wrong with and am immediately overcome with the urge to approach him like a child armed with a cool stick would approach a big lonesome ant nest. wow king you're clearly a bit fucked up I must absolutely get a closer look at that
I was talking with the gnomes and they don't even think you are worth playing whimsical little tricks and japes on.
People who I think killed Prince Phillip
- Hatsune Miku
- The penguins from Madagascar
- The down with the cis bus
- Someone playing the call me by your name music video
- Christopher Eccleston finally snapped and did it
