whats the gender for march

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there's just this:

have some more

lil nas x is barely twenty he’s just a normal young gay black kid who wrote a fun carefree song about a video game and got mega famous literally overnight. he literally came out as a response to pressure and public outing and now people are using that to make crass innuendo because now that he’s gay it’s suddenly a dirty sexual thing i’m so tired. just be normal and let him be a normal young man.

I don't like trap or country but even I'm here thinking what the fuck is with y'all. He's younger than me and he's written a song about horses and y'all are going apeshit because he's black, gay, and wrote a song about horses?

I hate jk rowling as much as I love harry potter

apparently if youre marked as something on shinigami eyes and then change urls, the shinigami mark stays with the url, not with you specifically 

this is prolly a good thing to reblog just to make people aware that the markings won’t always be 100% trustworthy, and we should take time to verify before calling people out. i’ve seen transactivists marked red because they stole TERF urls. i have a side blog marked green because i switched urls with my main. please be aware of this both when changing urls and when viewing people who have already been marked

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

You didn’t have to say it with words

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

ScreaMING

I wonder how it feels to be the voice of the people

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

i thot this was from evangelion

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

ur right and u should say it

Oh my god

MAILING ADDRESS 

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P.O. Box 709 | 845 Mustang Drive

Tusayan, AZ 86023 PHONE +1 (928) 638-9909 

EMAIL

Mayor Craig Sanderson 

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Vice-Mayor Becky Wirth 

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Councilor | Brady Harris 

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 Councilor  |  Al Montoya 

almtusayan@hotmail.com 

Councilor  |  Robb Baldosky 

robb@tusayanaz.com 

if you don’t have time to write an email, here’s a pre-written letter: https://pastebin.com/Cc3YBWYA 

just copy, add your name, and send the email to a town member!

Please do! Corporations are the biggest criminals of climate change, environmental damage and pollution. Capitalism is rooted in destruction. 

on the topic of freak tree disease, my botany professor is a woodworker in his free time and is really knowledgeable about trees. a few years ago the forestry department at my uni him to come with them to check out a giant tree that they were wondering about; it was positioned next to a building that classes are held in, right on central campus, on the intersection of a main road that’s frequently travelled. i can’t remember what type of tree it was, but it was one of those massive species that can get to the size of the building they’re next to. this one was also pretty old, so like. a very large tree.

they were suspecting some kind of infection, and decided to take a sample using an increment borer, which is like a tool you twist into the trunk so you can remove a thin sample big enough to look at all the rings and stuff inside without cutting it down/hurting it too much:

anyway. they put this in…..and removed two inches of wood. the entire tree was hollow. 

what had happened, as they figured out, was that at some point along the line of this tree being cared for by university landscaping, somebody accidentally trimmed a large branch at the top of the tree wrong. the tree couldn’t heal the branch up correctly, leaving it open to rainwater and snow to start eating away the middle of the branch, which then left it open to infection to further eat away down the branch into the main tree when spring came, which then attracted insects and termites that started eating the heartwood of the trunk…..and the result was a huge tree in this very highly trafficked public area, directly next to a building on campus, appearing relatively fine on the outside while supporting literal tons of wood on an outer cambium layer two inches thick. 

needless to say they cut the tree down and i think about that a lot

I have a similar story!

So, we used to have this massive beech tree in our backyard. Think something like three stories high and six or seven feet in diameter.

After a massive storm, a few branches came down and had near misses with our house. We loved the tree, but it had been having some problems with dropping branches, so we needed to get it removed.

Same situation as OP, one of the branches had broken off at some point and allowed things like water and termites to get in. Wasn’t nearly as bad as OP, the more interesting part was the root system.

The root system was massive, meaning the stump couldn’t really be removed. We didn’t pay for a grinding or anything, so for a while we just had this massive stump for a while.

The root system was hollow as well. How did we discover this? Our dog, Foxy kept disappearing from our backyard, re-appearing maybe half an hour later.

This was just a massive underground tunnel system, filled with squirrels and chipmunks, and she would have an absolute blast every time she went down there.

Bonus: Foxy caught disappearing into the stump

My hair is gonna be very different on Friday 👀👀👀

I’m going to have eaten it. He will be bald

Why are you troubled? Hair is merely head spaghetti

There are records of Vikings eating there beards on long voyages

I’m not a viking and I’ve got a fridge.

for now…

Stay the hell away from my fridge, sock drawer Jeffrey

…I hate that sentence

your fridge may be safe, but are your knees

What the diddly do dang doot are you referring to my knees for?

Hair Fridge Viking Knees?

Y'all CONCERNING