tumblr tabs if they didn't suck

hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?

Need this

crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

no no hear them out

fishies

more!!!!!!!!

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

Achievement Unlocked:

Locked and Rodent

Acquire the Rat Gun

Urban Snoutfitters. Get a snout or something, I don’t give a fuck. Someone else make this post

Does he mean anything to you

tumblr trying to be like tiktok then trying to be like twitter then giving us the 3rd unreality inducing immersive ad, its staff members being condescending to the userbase, the marketing team trying to parasocialize their way into your pockets, youtube trying to do away with adblockers after upping the percentage of ads by 40% and making it so even if your video is demonetized watchers will still get them, youtube removing the dislike button then making it so you don't get a home feed if you have watch history turned off, google being able to remove your synched bookmarks if they don't comply with their policy, if i listed every way in which twitter has gotten worse in the last year this post will be as long as a novel, ai generated articles and images everywhere, google searches sucking ass in general, reddit charging for its api, KOSA being introduced into the US senate, tiktok in general, every social media under the fucking sun introducing log in walls, being unable to browse most sites on mobile from the sheer amount of popups taking over your screen WAUUUGH social media being products and thus requiring infinite growth and thus trying to introduce newer and newer shit that alienates its dedicated userbase. saturated sludge era of the internet

So I was made to feel old today...

Two decades today

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

Spongebob??? *realizes ita him... covers my red face as i happily jop aroubd* EEEEEE!!!! *looks him in the eyes* I would love to be roomates with you *looks away, embarrassed of my over reaction, but also trying to play it cool*

sending this screencap to valve every time a vn gets rejected probably wouldn't help get vns approved, but it would be a little cathartic