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we need more women who are just fucking losers

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

While you slept, He studied the blade

PEMDAS= Please Explode My Dick And Sack

@ mutuals

Losing my mind

im sorry what are the logistics here? could you break this position down for me?

cinematic parallels

Hi everyone, I want to thank everyone for helping us keep our housing this past month and also for helping us get our water pump fixed in our car 💛 we have $400 in bills that we need to have paid in total by March 25, with an installment arranged for March 11 of $112.85. It has been through the kindness of friends and strangers that we have been able to keep ourselves off the streets during this pandemic. Please circulate this & hopefully it can find those that are willing, able, and kind enough to help 🧿 we continue to wish only peace, prosperity, and well-being to everyone, especially those that have gone out of their way to send funds tagged ‘reparations’, we truly appreciate that cognizance and the folks that help us even amidst struggles of their own 💛 cashapp venmo PayPal

🧿 $0/$400 Mar. 8 🧿

🧿 $70/$400 🧿 please circulate if you can!

$70/$400 March 10 🧿

$100/$400 March 16 🧿

Still at $100/$400 as of March 20 🧿

$130/$400 March 20 🧿

$150/$400 March 21 🧿

The phone payment came out effectively leaving me with $15 for the foreseeable future. Any help is greatly appreciated 💛

Please please circulate this if you can 💛 I have a $144 car insurance payment that is due tomorrow and I have $5 to my name. I would deeply appreciate any assistance that can be offered 🧿🧿🧿

Please help us pay our car insurance this month! We use our car for a huge amount of things so being without insurance would be awful. Please circulate this and we appreciate any help at all 💛🧿 this is due today and I have absolutely no funds to address this bill. Thank you xx

$0/$144

This is due today! Please circulate this!

$0/$144, bill is a day late so any help getting this sorted before they cancel our insurance would be deeply appreciated and valued 💛🧿

I have less than a dollar to my name, bills and rent to pay and no resources to help me. I’ve been denied unemployment for absolutely insulting reasons and there doesn’t seem to be hope on the horizon to get approved at any point. I haven’t been able to find employment in the pandemic and the kindness of friends and strangers has kept me and my family housed during this completely unasked for detriment to our financial situation. We need $500 to cover our rent and our bills. Please consider reblogging this if you can. Thank you 💛🧿 if you’re just going to say something mean spirited/awful then keep it moving, it’s already demoralizing enough to have been struggling like this since March of last year, thanks.

🧿 $25/$500 March 29 🧿

Please help us reach our goal by reblogging this if you feel inclined 💛

Cis people should reblog this for trans day of visibility actually since I’m part of the 65% of trans people that lost employment due to COVID

If 25 cis allies send $20 then we will meet our goal to keep our housing another month, please reblog & happy transgender day of visibility to everyone 💛🧿

This is due tomorrow 04/01/21, please circulate this if you can 💛🧿

$80/$500 please keep this circulating! Thank you so so much to the kind souls that have helped us so far! 💛🧿

$150/$500 this is due TODAY 04/01/21 and I’m praying for a miracle, please please reblog this if you can 💛🧿

Please please help us avoid late fees and/or eviction as our rent is due today 💛🧿

$200/$500 this is now past due, please consider reblogging this, thank you

$250/$500 halfway there! Please help me reach my goal!

$325/$500 we are getting so so close to not being evicted! Please keep reblogging 💛🧿

and go to hell

someone hid these in the tags but i honestly thought they were great additions

The funniest part about the “bad apple” flavor of cop apologia is that the cops disagree

Every time a pig kills an unarmed innocent person and has any kind of trial or review, the defense is always that he’s a good man, he was doing his job perfectly, the entire institution of the police stands behind him and his actions, and the murder of innocent people is an unavoidable consequence of the existence of police, if not an intentional aspect of their job description. They literally tell everyone that innocent people will continue to be killed as long as cops exist and there’s nothing that can be done to stop them, and then they expect you to be okay with that

Cops want to make it very clear to you that if you condemn one cop, you condemn all cops. Maybe you should trust them

All Cops Are Bad Apples

as an empath, my heart really aches when you guys are losers

It’s that time of year again.

Bonus:

Police making a woman take off her clothing at the beach because she’s wearing too much, 2016

Police measuring a woman’s clothing because she’s wearing too little, 1922

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

I think it’s an important peice of context that the first image was based on a law that was targeting Muslims specifically.