me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

Me: gosh I’m so stressed I–

AP student: don’t talk to me about stress😩😫. I have to study for five AP–

Student athlete: you don’t know the grind 😤😤 keep it 💯we work for everything we–

Musical theater kid: work?? Try having tech week 🎭🎭the same time as midterms🙀🙀–

Horse girl: Huh? What? I could hear you I was too busy riding HORSES

This post has barely entered my life but I already feel the effects of the curse it placed on me

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

ME

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

I want a lot and I’m gonna achieve all of it

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

????????

me

take a chill pill, your honor

Me