be an animal. cause problems.
bastard simulator
[on death row]
Prison guard: what do u want for your last meal
Me: hmm idk .. how about... no nvm ... idkkkk .. what ever u feel like having babe
direct action 😂😂😂
the working class hero we need
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal
beejohnlocked
This is my favorite post
Very informative!
Sometimes it be like that.
helenofboii
wow theres dlc for untitled goose game already?
a-very-real-human-deactivated20
like/reblog if u are:
- a bitch
- a bastard
- an all around fool
- an omnipresent all-powerful being
- a sparrow
- c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
- capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
- an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic
Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings
the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
Halloween’s cultural appropriation knows no bounds
zldyk
lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range
Friend: Says something.
What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!
What comes out: Yee.
This post shot me in the face four times.
Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”
teshie
I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance
