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cant figure out how to delete this darn thing on a phone so pretend it doesn't exist

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

“Racial realist”

racial + realist = racist.

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AFSHEBENRM

EVEN THE BOT DRAGGED HIM IM DONE

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Damn lmaooo

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

imagine

Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

Omg.. I love it

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

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peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

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peter parker, grinning, ranting about how awesome his suit is and how much he loves tony: i would hands down die for you.

tony stark, silently wiping the tears of his cheeks, watching peters video diaries from germany, scoffing: more like because of me.

how can you not see ableism as a feminist issue

autistic girls, especially black autistic girls, are misdiagnosed and underdiagnosed because of the focus on white cis boys and how they present as autistic

disabled girls and women often have their consent violated, both in medical procedures and otherwise, our bodies and minds are often not considered are own and we are dismissed as not having the capacity to make our own decisions

on top of that many disabled girls are seen as delusional and their speaking out about the abuse they have face, by whatever communication method, is often seen as them making things up and over reacting

many disabled women are fetishised and seen as an outrageous ‘thing’ to fuck, but are not seen as human

disabled girls, especially physically disabled girls, do not live up to ideas of beauty in our society and often have extreme self esteem issues

disabled women and girls face more shit than you could ever know and I need you to understand

Ableism. Is. A. Feminist. Issue.

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oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

this breaks my heart

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

you sound boring.

You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.

You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.

No, you grow the fuck up. There’s mountains of constant judgment when it comes to smoking. How about you leave people alone and let them do what they want with their bodies.

There is a REASON. It’s not just their bodies they’re fucking. It’s never just their bodies with something fucking airborne. Especially when you have CHILDREN AND PETS.

My grandfather smoked in his house decades ago. We moved in. We started working on it. After just one day of having the AC off so it could be worked on, I could no longer stay in the house because the smell was coming out of the walls <I>so strongly</I> and triggering my asthma to the point where I couldn’t breathe. My grandfather is dead and his smoking still managed to effect me that negativity. It is not just their body.

My aunt took up smoking in secret as a coping method for her depression. My cousin found out and she was so scared for her mom’s health that she hid the cigarettes. But when my aunt noticed they were missing, do you think she had a calm conversation about the whole thing with my cousin? Nope. She stormed into her room in such a rage, my cousin was too scared to even argue. She just gave the cigarettes back and prayed for her mom to leave the room. There was no explanation for why she took up smoking, for why she was trying to hide it, no reassurance for her worried daughter, not even a question as to why my cousin took them… there was just addiction-fueled anger. Directed at a child who had no control over her environment.

And then there’s my own mother, who has never taken up smoking, but who grew up with two chain-smoking parents. My mom who has permanent lung and throat damage from a lifetime of breathing in smoke that she didn’t ask for. My mom who now takes daily medication so her throat doesn’t ache.

But, tell me again how smoking only affects your body?

I grew up breathing not only my step-dad’s cigarette smoke, but all his friends as they’d frequently hang out in the living room together creating a cloud of smoke that permeated the whole house. I got asthma at 10. I found a growth in my left lung at 30. I now have 1 lung. 1 lung and I’m still asthmatic. Fuck people who smoke around children.

If you can’t agree with this, then fucking unfollow the shit out of me. Too many people in my family have died. My grandfather lost his wife to Lung Cancer. He still smokes though. And my dad who stopped cold turkey when my oldest brother was born and went through hell to make sure his first kid wouldn’t have to also. But did it help? No. Because his mom didn’t care that she had a newborn inhaling her goddamned secondhand smoke. Don’t you dare say it only affects the smoker. Don’t you dare.

all of this. the part about cigarette’s not only affecting the smoker’s body. 

why do you think second hand smoking has been a thing for ages. 

and why restaurants in many cities no longer have smoking sections. 

Anonymous asked:

August 8th is International Cat Day! Maybe you could write something about the significance of cats in Greek mythology? Or something with all the gods who have cats as their sacred animals? Or maybe something with that snippet of Nike choosing to be a cat?

The idea is sound; Nike is confident of that much.  It’s just tragically unfortunate timing.

She’d had the idea of being more approachable.  A winged warrior woman wielding a torch is animpressive main form, and she doesn’t have any complaints on that front.  But, she noticed over the years that she wasappealed to only by a fairly specific set of people – the warriors and theathletes.

Which, of course, is a perfectly respectable group tospecialize.  But it would be nice to beable to appeal to everyone.  

Everyone in the world thinks of Zeus when it rains.  Everyone thinks of Hera when there’s amarriage.  They think of Apollo whenevera song is sung; they think of Artemis when a woman gives birth.  Demeter touches all lives with her grains;Persephone touches all lives who see her springtime flowers… and anyone whodies, which is every mortal.  Hermes, youcan’t avoid him even if you try.  But forNike, only the soldiers and athletes seem to want to be victorious.

Nike doesn’t know why – she wants to help anyone who seeksvictory!  A victorious harvest – Nike andDemeter, working in tandem!  A victoriousparcel delivery, thanks to a team-up with Nike and Hermes!  A victorious – er – whatever it is Dionysusdoes?  A victorious….. orgy… well, maybesome things don’t need her help.

She teams up with Athena all the time, of course; andAres.  But she wants people to pray toher with their small victories as well. Perhaps her winged, garland-bearing form is too intimidating.

She gets the idea of choosing a more… low-key form.  Something accessible; something that everyonesees all the time.  Most animals arealready spoken for, though, which makes it difficult: the traditional “noble”creatures like the lion, the bull, the eagle… but, she’s looking for a “humble”creature.  

(“You could try the cockroach,” her idiot brother Kratossuggests.  “Truly a testament to thevictory of survival!”  

“Not that humble,”she informs him loftily.  The imbecile.)

Even the humble creatures are spoken for.  The deer belong to Artemis.  The rooster goes to Helios.  The goose and cow go to Hera.  Virtually every bird seems to belong toApollo.  Turtles go to Hermes, dogs go toAres…

Oh!  But no one’sclaimed the cat!

And how perfect!  It’sa humble creature to be sure, but unique among animals in that it chose, on itsown, to almost self-domesticate.  Thisresulted in all the survival benefits of a domesticated species, while stillmaintaining independence and self-reliance. Truly a victorious creature.

It’s decided!  TheSpirit of the Cat will represent her. Anytime a mortal sees a cat, they will think – victory, for even thesmall things!  And they’ll beinspired!  She’ll cheer them on!

….Or, well, that was the idea, anyway.  

Unfortunately, she had this big idea just before Constantinestirred things up – and the people slowly but surely began to turn from thegods.  Official worship was dead; thus,official means of promoting the Victory Cat were no longer available – though,of course, that was becoming a distant priority at that point.  By the time the Dark Ages kicked in, not eventhe soldiers and athletes prayed to Nike for victory – and her hopes of being awinged cat who inspires the masses were all but crushed.  To add personal insult to the matter, mostEuropeans of this time period chose to persecute cats as the creatures of theDevil, in their new religion.

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After baths my dog Kylie always runs around at full speed with her face on the floor to dry it off she just goes hog wild and she’s having flea problems rn bc they’re bad this summer even with medication obvs so I just gave her a flea bath which are super drying so I rubbed her down with coconut oil afterward and what I’m leading up to here is there is now a slime weasel that we can not grab ricocheting at full speed between furniture like some sort of chaotic oily pinball

imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom

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Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Homer, Walt Whitman, Carson McCullers, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 19, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!