characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

#aka weird uncle barbossa #who shows up and sometimes officiates marriages

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at

jolene jolene jolene JOLENE!!!

how do i put university tuition on an amazon wishlist

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future

If you ever jump into my arms when you see me because you’re that excited there is a 95% chance I will fall in love with you

There’s also a 95% chance I will fall in general tho so careful

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THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN

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FUN FACT: one of these trees is the Hyperion, which ranks as the world’s tallest known living tree.  The exact location of the tree has not been revealed to the public for fear that human traffic would upset the ecosystem the tree inhabits. 

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guys we found it, it’s right next to Big Ben and the Statue of Liberty

Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.

Honestly I’m just gunna start asking people what their sign is before their name because I just don’t have the time

Shades

Love that Julie Kagawa got added to this like yess ♡♡♡

+ Dan & Phil’s BAD Revision Advice

so my friend was telling me about the time her boyfriend went to a lecture about the media and the professor kept going on about how everything is catered to the “male gaze” and kept saying “the male gaze” through-out the whole lecture until some guy lifted his hand up and said, “um. excuse me, but could you please call them the homosexuals?” AND I JUST CANT. THE GUY THOUGHT THE PROF HAD BEEN SAYING “THE MALE GAYS” THROUGHOUT THR WHOLE LECTURE.

some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not transphobic or cissexist it’s literally giving the child proper care

THANK YOU

THANK. YOU.