Jessica

Noot Noot

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

dog:

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

if golf and football switched commentators 😂

I just lost 3 years of my life

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

Good job babies

The N and O flip over had me amazed every damn time!

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

#women are always erased from the history they help create

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

Omg… I love when they do this 😂😂

I bet he doesn’t even know anything about WWII

me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading 

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

gussy

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too

This is so sad

Where’s the fucking picture, op

You fucking asked for it

me clicking that link: