the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

this is fucking dark

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

Write in the tags that movie you’ve seen so many times over so many years that even though you haven’t seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens

This is Roo. People call her Roozenburger, perhaps even Roodebega :^)

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

the good place characters + alignment chart

rolling around in the dirt is hard work

I always though he looked like an aviator guy.

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

What the fuck

I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too

help him

gay bisexual lesbian solidarity

Tru

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

How about instead of taking Gal Gadot out they team up and kick some nasty people’s asses?

TEAM UP

Diana does have a twin. Two Wonder Women, one made from white clay and one from black. 

I’d give my entire college fund to see this happen! 👏🏽❤️

Team up! Team up! Team up!

Her name is Nubia. In the comics, she was also sculpted from clay, like Diana, only she was kidnapped by Ares and trained to fight by him. She was made to literally be Diana’s equal in every way, and even uses the name Wonder Woman as well.

In short, yes, team up

TEAM UP TEAM UP TEAM UP