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A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

i had a vivd dream last night featuring a german man with snakes for hands in a graveyard of sculptures. he told me that the place was called “saepturus”

when i googled “saepturus” this morning, it came up that it was Latin, a future tense of “to surround, enclose, fence in or impede”, so… that’s odd

Game Evolution

Wait a minute…

Are we not gonna address Sonic or…?

I typed “no this is Patrick” and I got in

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)

So jaded by cgi that I didn't think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set

It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs

I pronouns you not guilty

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

I want to waterboard him

I meant motorboat

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

Podcast host: so what's your take on this

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Podcast host: right

farcry villain

this man eats skin

This isn't even out of the ordinary for how white christian guys talk

Oh my god im so sorry but I think the funniest thing I've ever seen was just now I saw a tweet of patrick stewart posting a video of himself eating beans on toast and saying "my signature dish" and brent spiner retweeting it and replying with "ive seen him eat wood"

In case anybody hasn’t seen the tweet in all its glory:

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I'm no fan of Cristiano Ronaldo but him wiping $4 billion off the market value of Coca Cola overnight by refusing to drink it at the press conference, moving the bottles away from him, holding up a bottle of water and telling people to drink that instead is the most hilarious and iconic thing I've ever heard and I've never had more respect for him than I do right now

what am i doing with my life?