remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
A bard that has no idea they have magic, just that every time they win a rap battle the other guy dies
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her boo
the tits.
official boob post
Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!
best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.
This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭
Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,
Source ~ Happy Meadow Farms on TikTok
[Video ID: a white calf with brown ears and hooves standing in a paddock. They give a little moo. End ID]
reblog for noises
currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh
"Revolt of the Robots" Fantastic Adventures, May 1930 Cover by Robert Fuqua
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
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you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
Recreation of an image I keep thinking is like a popular meme but am unable to find any proof this is the case
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke








