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@idontevenlogic

Yo, I’m Logic. No, not the rapper. 25. Writes Iwaoi almost 24/7, idontevenlogic on ao3, sometimes nsfw. Official writing blog is idontevenlogic writes/illogicalwriting
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personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

there are certain emotions that can only be felt by teenage girls and god

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polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot

this was about king arthur & queen guinevere & lancelot in, like, le mort d'arthur I guess but people saying bbc arthur & gwen & merlin: yeah sure. them too.

  • The Knight of the Cart (12th c.)
  • Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (14th c.)
  • Le Morte d'Arthur (15th c.)
  • Merlin (21st c.)
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

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