A BOY JUST TOLD ME IM PRETTY DODHJDBDNDBS AND CUTE SKSNJDNDKDM OMG OMG OGM OGOMG OMG

When a cannibal kills you and you haven’t shaved in like a month or something would the cannibal just like shave your legs and arms and stuff with a razor for you before cooking you and eating you?? Or would they just deal with the prickliness and chomp on ur leg?

I’m lactose intolerant but I choose to ignore it so I made boba and I feel like someone inserted razor blades into my stomach. I’m also on my period so it might just be that

i have just made the best iced coffee i have ever had and i want to cry bc none of my next ones will be the same

i have this friend and we’re “best friends” but i kind of hate him a lot.

i found the eddie munson nsfw audio. literally bury me alive underneath a shady 7-11 gruesomely. like beat me with a fucking newspaper to the brink of death then bury me. no excuses.

WHY ARE RHE ADS ALWAYS LOUDER THAN THE MUSIC. IM TRYING TO SLEEP I DOTN CARE ANOUT CANADIAN SUPERSTORE MARKETS SHUT THE FUCK UP DISRESPECTFULLY SIR.

Y’all I had a double date with a girl and I have not stopped thinking about her since someone send help

OH MY GODS IM LISTENING TO HARRYS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND IMMA CRY HARRY STYLES IS GOD SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES I NEED TO ABSORB ALL OF HIS SONGS INTO MY SOUL AND HEAR AND FEEL THEM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN I AM BALING MY EYES OUT SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

I can finally relate to people crying on their birthday now lmao

GUYS MY BROTHER AND I FOUND A SPODER ON OUR KITCHEN COUNTER, NAMED IT GEORGE AND PLAYED THE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE THEME SONG WHILE TRYING TO CATCH HIM AND HES UNDER A SNALL GLASS JAR. IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO LET HIM OUT AND WE HAVE TILES SO HES CHILLING ON THE FLOOR RN WITH OXYGEN GOING INTO HIS LUNGS GUYS HELP ME WE LURED HIM OFF THE COUNTER WITH CAT DRUGS

THERE WERE SHEEPDOODLES AT MY SCHOOL YESTERDAY AND I WANT ONE SO BAD

My English teacher assigned an assignment and we had maybe an hour class time to work on it. We had to analyze 2 poems, each a page long using TPCASTT and to analyze our favourite song. I obviously choose 30/90 by Jonathan Larson. That’s all fine but like we had to write a personal response (a literal essay on how we interpret the song) and a sketch quote. I finished analyzing last night and was going to to the sketch quote during class. HE GAVE US NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING I SWEAR he was just like “oh you guys have so much time to do everything so your assignment due date is set back 9 days” like BRO I can’t focus on things when I want to. It has to be like in the middle of a convo with my mum. Anyway I’m probably going to fail this bc it was due today.

My feet are cold but my socks overheat them, my blanket is too much, I feel constricted in my room but there’s too much space, my hair feels too heavy and too light at the same time, everything feels wrong, my whole room is fake, everything is scripted