“God is dead” -Zendaya
Zendaya is Nietzsche???
reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head
hmm. perhaps make the jump physics a little less floaty next time
Piers Morgan doesn't understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen
Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
App powered car? 🤦♀️
I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.
WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.
please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.
Also read something but a Dutch e-bike manufacturer going bankrupt and the bikes only functioning with an app. I’m no expert, I don’t have one, but something about digital keys to lock or unlock your bike. Seems a third party is going to take over the digital keys and the servers will remain online, but … yeah.
It’s really funny seeing trads wanting to “return” to things that absolutely still exist they’re just too lowborn to ever get invited to
SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
Mr. Beast getting a handjob
SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
Mr. Beast getting a handjob
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
yknow i was wondering why i recognized this guy and then the username watermark finally caught my eye. and yall. its him.
