FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT
Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone
Is that for that crazy Japanese game show where contestants have to bite random stuff in the room that might or might not be made out of chocolate?
I wouldn’t doubt it tbh.
that was my immediate thought too
Stephen King (via quotemadness)
…maybe next year will be our year. Here’s to 2018.
“ You can either run from it, or learn from it “
The Lion King | 1994
cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.
