Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

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i've straight up become a less interesting person since i got chester he's all i ever talk about and he spends 85% of his time sleeping

Oh my...

Our children are sponges.

Big if true

A beautiful work of art called: “Slipping Through My Fingers” Part of an art collection called “Synchronism” | source

The left hand is the only one that ever passes through

This is so calming.

on second thought dull skin has its charms

back soon

this one’s from bluechair!

bluechair-webtoon.com 👈

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

Y’ALL THEY DON’T HAVE A WORD LIMIT

I JUST SENT THEM THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

update: did you guys know all of les mis is online for free

did you know it takes roughly 5-10 dedicated minutes of clicking and holding to copypaste the entire thing

take a wild guess what i sent our old pal jeff 

UPDATE update:

That’s all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.

According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.

Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like “Shrek”, “meme”, “Script”, “Bee”, “Furry”, “Fanfiction”, “Gay”, also “Bezos” is probably filtered too I bet.

Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: “Pamphlets”, “Unions” and “Unionization”, “Capitalism”, “Wages”, “Profit”, “Labor”, “Workers”, “Emails”, “Rights”, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: “Warehouse”, “Company”, “Employee”, “Coworker”, “Shift”, “On Break”, etc.

So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: “Another employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.” or “I’m getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the company’s wages.”

Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.

So say you get past filters. Someone’s gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:

yes, again, your memes and jokes arent going to be as helpful. please actually waste THEIR time. not YOUR time.

Not to be pesemistic about this, but I can guarantee you that Amazon can handle this without even acknowledging an uptick in reports.

They have the technical means to filter out most bullshit, and being Amazon, they have the manpower to sift through it all.

I know it’s a tall order, but the only way to boycott Amazon is to not buy from them, and not use *any* service that runs on AWS - including services like Netflix, and god knows what else.

They’ve made themselves a monopoly, which is why it’s especially difficult to achieve independence.

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.