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@idkwhatthisis

19 nonbinary just to keep up w/ stuff.
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sydney there is so much to unpack here. please watch this video. youtube/watch?v=WS-dnbcN9UY

GOD THIS INTERVIEW IS SO BONKERS I FORGOT???????

like first otto holds this banana to represent? censor? awstens dick

then the interviewer is like “what if your trunks got stolen at a waterpark” and awstens like WE COULD ALL CUP EACH OTHER :) THEN NOBODY WOULD SEE ANYBODYS DICK

and otto (only braincell) is like “we could use kickboards”............. but he makes the fatal mistake of adding “or we could all huddle together” which sets awsten off again and he like jumps up to demonstrate

and then awsten talks about his ass and how hes worried its not cute. god. this whole interview is so weird and surreal

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Okay so I met Shane Dawson a while back and he posted the picture we took. Shortly after this girl messaged me on Instagram because my joke bio says I’m 10 when I’m very much not. This is basically everything that happened. And during the last part I made my girlfriend pretend to be my babysitter and told her what to say. This, tumblr, was the best day of my life.