Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(by Ricardo Contreras)

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

MY ANACONDA DONT

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.