Tessa Nelissen on Instagram

bought vegemite today

everyone who knows me knows im obsessed with this photo of joan jett pretending to piss on a fire hydrant its like a renaissance painting of a bible figure to me the very definition of your swag too different

Alison Friend - Lover Not A Fighter, 2023

i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.

it’s not lost on me that many of you don’t realize hot girls we have problems too we’re just like you except we’re hot. the world needs to open their eyes and realize we’re not perfect…

The beach that makes you old

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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your paws are gay

your paws are fuckin gay!!!

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"careful! thats fetish art!" girl you have no idea

”that’s fetish art!”

yeah, that’s the point, dummy, it rules!!!