i loved the moon once.

i should have known better than

to fall for the sun.

Update update I might finally do this

I haven't looked into the tattoo artist/florist aus yet so maybe this one already exists but,

Now I am thinking of an AU where Stede is the tattoo artist.

Ed wants a big kraken piece on his arm, maybe extending onto his back. It will wind around the whole arm and will also go between some other tattoos so he wants someone who does quality black and grey work but, maybe he has moved cities or something so he can't go to his former tattoo artist (Jack, perhaps?)

So, he scopes out Stede online and they have some correspondence over email, but Ed doesn't meet him until he goes in for the first session and he definitely takes a pause when he sees this man in a light blue linen shirt and khakis come out to meet him, not a tattoo in sight on his body.

But, he tries to shake off the assumptions and follows Stede back into his sectioned off area of the studio.

The studio itself is a very different vibe than Ed is used to. More private, it has light blue walls with fine art hung on them. The music in the background is a calming oceanscape, even, a very light floral scent is in the air.

Once they get on to it, Stede shows him some designs and they fiddle with the placement like three times because Stede wants it to be perfect.

When they start tattooing, they chat the whole way through, finding the conversation flows easily. They're interrupted a couple times by the receptionist and social media guy, Lucius, and the other artist, Mary (who has a sleeve of tattoos and a noise ring, looking a bit more the part).

Near the end of the first session, Ed finally gets the nerve to ask if Stede even has any tattoos himself and he laughs and says yes, one. Mary did a lighthouse that takes up his back, a while after their divorce finalized.

Ed is like, "mary? As in the other artist? so... wait a second you own a tattoo studio with your ex wife?" And Stede is like "I have always been an odd duck, but, yes. She's always been an artist- we both came into tattooing a bit later in our lives, we separately found our way to it and somehow decided this was the next best step. Turns out we work well together when we're not trying to force a doomed romantic partnership. The kids get to see us both equally so that's nice." And he explains that Mary's new husband also co-owns the business. Ed is fascinated by them.

Stede also casually mentions one of the main reasons for the divorce was that he realized he was gay and Ed is like, "right on, right on".

The final appointment (idk how long it would take to do a tattoo that size but I am saying at least two just for the Plot) Ed brings Stede some flowers that he arranged himself, harkening back to their long discussions of Ed moving between a couple of jobs and landing at a florists in the new city. Stede proudly displays them on the front counter, and they get to work.

After the money has been exchanged and Ed is nearly out the door, he finally takes a deep breath and asks Stede out on a date in a rushed jumble of words and Stede is surprised, but delighted to accept.

And the rest is history.

I made a compilation of Ho-Tan moments because she’s my favourite trans wife. Also I included her trans son!

Make You Better (Matt Murdock/f!Reader)

Summary:

Rating: E/18+ only/lemon*

WC: 2.9k words

Tags/warnings: f!reader; menstruation (description of cramps/bleeding); established relationship; nonsexual massages; hurt/comfort; soft!Matt; nsfw content (period sex; fingering; dirty talk; aftercare)

A/N: the tags make this look a lot filthier than it is. it's smutty, but mostly it's soft

*this fic and my blog are 18+ only! minors: do not read/interact. please have your age in your bio to follow (you might get blocked if you don't).

Comfort (Matt Murdock/f!Reader)

Summary:

Rating: T for Teen and Up (orange)*

WC: 1.3k words

Tags/warnings: f!reader; whump (Matt is injured); description of pain/injuries; hurt/comfort; established relationship; cuddling

A/N: anyone else see that scene of Matt curled up on his couch in sweatpants and a hoodie in s1 and just want to cuddle with him? this is just a short thing musing on that idea <3

*this fic is 18+ only (as with the rest of my blog)! please have your age in bio to read & interact :)

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”

@thruceislifealloflife

just!! like!! dad!!!!!!

Supernatural fanart ended up on a WWII anniversary banner in Russia

A friend of mine posted these pictures of her SPN fanart stolen and used on a banner in her city. Good example why you shouldn’t use random pictures for a purpose this serious. RIP, Sam and Dean, you died for the USSR (apparently)

Ohhh, this is definitive proof that we’re in some alternate timeline.

Charles’s favorite corner isn’t actually a corner.

I’m editing the fic and updating the old links.

Crowley going through a punk phase, and Aziraphale successfully cramping his style.

Insp

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

Butterfly effect

….oh my god.

another thing abt percy jackson that is so funny is when he gets to new rome & he’s like “wait there are ADULT demigods here?? who are alive???? and living????” cuz camp halfblood is just like Imma Be Real With You Chief: You WILL Die Before 25

I was listening to sad music, also I remembered I drew Stucky angst before IW came out so of course I had to do it again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

*Ahem*

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

“You want the lightning bolt? Go get it!”

Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.

Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us

Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones

Percy: and yet you did NOTHING

Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES

*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THAT’S when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE

“I’ve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!”

“And then Mr. D said: “If I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.” You know, how you talk to a child.“

“Grover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.“

I think you guys have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks are.

I think you have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks NEED to be

A HIT! 🏅

Here is a We Will Rock you scene edited

I couldn’t help myself, I had to do it😂