anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

big fucking mood

cursed notes

PLEAS IM BEGGI

MEEEE. MEEEEEEE.

things i hate:

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

sucks when you’re just sitting around having an okay day and suddenly a wave of I Wanna Die™ hits you

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

I’m the girl

i love the bachelor

absolutely me

women be

They be p

woman be pretty

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

FUXKSJSFJDHD

im washing me and my clothes bitch

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀

Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

Lmfaoo

My favorite video in all history

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option

I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places

please tell others about this