disco gay ghost

i had to draw this (from @transvox on twt)

In Hell's Greatest Dad, when Alastor says "your steadfast hotelier"

Meowing kicking screaming growling drooling

This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.

hazbin hotel actor au

valentino has to physically, mentally and emotionally prepare himself for all scenes he's in

alastor was nauseous during the vox duet and puked

charlie and vaggie are actually dating

Anthony (angel dust) cackles whenever he needs to make a sexual remark/moan/sexual lines

vox fell down a flight of stairs

velvette tripped over her fake pigtails

adam cringes whenever he has to make gross remarks

adam and lute are siblings

lucifer is actually Charlie's dad, he's a famous actor and Charlie was up and coming, it was a perfect moment

husk once got so frustrated reading lines he threw the script and ate a taco

the vees are all super close

vox jokingly flirts with alastor, alastor flirts back

valentino once posted "vox is no longer my friend" on Twitter and everyone wanted context, vox ate his garlic bread

mr gaiman I am with you 100% but.....no genitals....but yes nipples. where we at with this ?

You never know when you'll need to breastfeed one of the damned.

this is a horrible response and it really cements how fully neil belongs on tumblr.

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.

Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking

OMINOUS

it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up

Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”

If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.

father in law still loves u maggie

guess who i rlly wanna see reunited

I know my brand is being mean to pathetic men but right now I just really want to baby Vox. Like so bad. In and out of the bedroom what

SFW —

because he would come home from work, tired, annoyed, and visibly tense because he was probably swamped in meetings and whatever the fuck is going on with the vees.

and he wouldn’t even have to ask, like he’d just look your way and you scoop him up into a hug, maybe even sweep him off his feet.

And after a moment he’d realize he’s too tired to complain so he’d just wrap his arms around your neck and bury himself in your arms.

After a moment of silence he’d clear his throat and be like ‘so, what’s for dinner?’ to try to distract from how he’s still clinging onto your neck.

Calling him nicknames like ‘princess’ and ‘babygirl’ around the house too. Ugh, and he gets all huffy but they make him feel so special.

Holding him literally anywhere anytime after work because you know he wants it after being so stressed and angry all day but obviously he’s not going to ask.

So you such call him over to the couch and sit him on your lap. In a non sexual way, of course. And then you rub his back while he rants about his day.

NSFW —

carrying him into bed too and praising him so sincerely. Pointing out specific things you admire about him while you fuck him gently.

Letting him cling onto you and ride your strap while you kiss his screen, neck, and anywhere else. Also while praising him in between.

We all know he has a mommy kink so it’s being taken care of like that it just really gets to him. Feeling like a treasure, like someone really cares, and he feels that way not very often.

Imagine after a really bad day he comes home totally spent and you let him suck on your tits to calm down.

And he tells you how stupid that is but you insist and so he tries it anyways and it works. He’s lazily sucking on your tit while he’s laying halfway on you and he just starts getting so sleepy.

He just gets naturally relaxed, especially when you start whispering about how proud you are of him. Then his mind starts slipping off until he’s asleep.

A little gift~ 🍎📻

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UM HELLO FEMALE LUCIFER???

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This is my favorite leap year quote. 

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

everyone on here is so polite. Thank you❤️

I don't mind that Walker Scobell doesn't look like book!Percy because 1) he's absolutely got the spirit. Walker basically is Percy, you can see and feel that in every one of his scenes, and

2) If book!Percabeth had a baby, he would look exactly like Walker Scobell, and I think that's hilariously perfect

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.

Of course it was Vox

(also meme redraw while Alastor regrets trying to one-up Lucifer on that one)

rick riordan has his faults but he does know how to handle a main character who is like. supremely op. like yeah percy can make hurricanes with his mind but he'd rather go smoke weed with his girlfriend and his mom so he's not that big of a threat .