Totally Not A Robot

this is a free website that lets you watch and stream anything. it’d be a shame if this website got around.

I’m gonna cry it’s beautiful

my birthday is june 4th btw if anyone cares

if u were an analog horror series you would be called the sigma chronicles

My horror series is literally "gamer report"??? I deadass feel confused as shit

The Mulch Files... I actually really like that!

Boob catalog.

divorce testimony....

obsessed with these

i have so many of these. this isnt even a quarter of them

this user is very beautiful. very powerful.

ok so this is the oldest sibling website

Oh these guys actually are pretending to believe this what

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

oh this fucks severely

Lawd

According to the comments, the band is known as Chili Dawg and the Pound. This guy is 23 years old. He was performing in Nashville, TN, at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge. He was booked on a DUI more or less right after this gig.

The song is a cover: "Beer Never Broke My Heart" by Luke Combs

This is actually fucking amazing because I'd have been dead certain some months would be more likely than others, like summer vacation months or months with holidays, or alternatively I 'd have even expected it to be all over the place due to just random distribution of voters. Anything but this even.

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

umm are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary or the third one

Turns out the potassium nitrate I had as fertilizer for algae to feed my slut isn't fucking a nitrate salt at all and I am pissed

I think a slut needs a more varied diet than just algae?

This is the worst typo in the world

This is the slut in question by the way

💥💥SLUT TYPO💥💥

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.