on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

i’m fucking wheezing at the replies

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

based

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

Boom

As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.

FUCKING THIS???

If you think a woman is asking for it? Jesus thinks you should pluck out your eyeballs

And for once, I agree with Jesus.

the gender fluids...

i can feel the book from my bedside table judge me as i open yet another ao3 tab

not now mom im being a danger to myself 

Well fuck

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything