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Ratking's Palace

@identityranny

21. Gay as hell. He/They/It. Artist and writer. Horror nut. Toon furry. Minors do not follow please. Again, don’t follow me if you’re under 18.
Anonymous asked:

So, are Mister Lengthwise and Mister Longways from SCP-7785 brothers or do they have no familial relationship and are simply partners in crime?

Just curious.

I was wondering if this question would come up! The articles deliberately leaves them Ambiguously Related, as that felt appropriate for the genre. I think both interpretations are valid.

That said, if you want my personal headcanon, they’re not brothers—they’re the Babadook’s gay dads.

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me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

(guy who is about to discover youtube video essays for the first time): Man I wish someone explained Bojack Horseman to me I didn't understand it when I watched it. I didn't understand why the horse was so sad.

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.

the secret trick is to play a different TRPG

No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Monstrous musk, hideous scents foreign to civilization. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

It's literally insane that seals just have to like Crawl everywhere when they're on land like that it's like Ok stop pretending but they can't because they evolved that way it's so sad

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when i was a kid i used to feel so much sympathy for Donkey from Shrek because he was so talkative and eccentric and i felt those emotions myself but tbh as an adult j would have killed that fucking horse with a stone

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Can we all please stop using the phrase “the toxic Scooby Doo foot inflation community”? Almost everyone I’ve met has been a kind, creative soul- absolutely nothing like the twisted freaks in the Fred Flintstone chest expansion fandom