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No reason to reblog this 👀

#the mandalorian + text posts (2/?)

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

Star Wars playlists!

these are my different Star Wars character-inspired Spotify playlists. if there are any other character you’d like to see hear, send me an ask! :)

Spotify user: susiebrxwn

Female MC + “I want a baby.”

has this been done already? 

Bonus+

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

I’m dying this is wonderful. 

The universe is testing me and BITCH I AINT STUDY

- C. H.

The Arcana as Vines

Guys

I finally understood

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?

by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

All in favor reblog to round up all the rapists and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honour of the goddess Artemis,protector of girls

Reading fantasy that has romantic themes makes me unfairly bitter. Where is my unholy abomination trapped in a woman's body? My immortal boyfriend who will speak to me in shadows? Who will search for eons to be joined with my soul once more? Certainly not you, Shawn from Idaho.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Trump and Epstein have a known problem with sex and children.

“sex with underage women”

“raping children”

that’s what they’re doing. get it straight.

I be flirting on accident… My bad if u think i like u, I don’t

LMFAOOOOOO.

Gemini, Libra, Aquarius Venus