Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
chris evans vs james franco
joey tribbiani vs ross gellar
someone: how are you?
me:
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
if I could be represented by a sound I would be a really bad flute
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now
it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
I cant stop listening to this.
I made this my ringtone
please watch this video
“weather BOY” power move
Omg
*owen wilson voice*
“I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”
