Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

I mean… who could resist…?

MIND

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Passing on this infographic about how to help the family of Daunte Wright

Image description:

How to Support Daunte Wright's Son and Girlfriend

Daunte Wright was murdered by Brooklyn Center Police on 4/11. He leaves behind the mother of his son, Chyna, and his soon to be 2 yer-old-son, Daunte Jr.

Holistic Heaux has been in contact with Daunte Wright's girlfriend. We are rallying support for her and their son.

Items

Diaper size 4

18-24 Month clothes

Shoes size 6

Groceries

Gift cards

Monetary donations

*Please subject "Dauante Jr."

Cash App: $hubby98 (Chyna's direct Cash App)

Venmo: @/thuy-jones (Will pass to Chyna)

Paypal: @/holisticheaux (Will pass to Chyna)

Drop-Off Location

Please message @/HolisticHeaux for address on Facebook or Instagram

ROSALIND RUSSELL as Sylvia Fowler in THE WOMEN (1939)         — dir. George Cukor

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

another old mod post the current mod disproves of

cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian

khajiit can stay but they're on thin ice

Look Khajiit is objectively the best way to play. Your base unarmed damage is 15 instead of 1, so right when you start the game your fists are as strong as the best two handed weapons you can get. The second heavy armor skill tree perk adds your gauntlet’s armor rating to your unarmed damage. You can very easily get a pair of gauntlets in Riften that have an enchantment that boosts unarmed damage. All of these stack. You don’t even need to waste perk points on weapon skills you can just beat the shit out of everything in the game with your claws

thanks catgirlcocks

#have u considered: moogle gaps

i have now thank you

and thank you to @somnambule-plus​ for my new favorite word… schoogle

thank you @firstfandomfangirl​

crying

also here are two very strong Donald expressions from his first ever short 

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

Memes & Comedy

fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

Hello, I am old and thus have a large amount of past self to think/have thought about, and I’d like you to know that your future self is looking back on your past self with mingled love and sorrow and compassion, because they know how hard you were trying and how difficult the going was. Your future self wishes they could give you a hug and tell you to keep at it. Your future self wishes they could spare you the pain of hating yourself when they know that you are trying the best you can. Your future self isn’t mad. Your future self forgives you and would like you to take as good care of yourself as you can.

Fuck blue lives let them meow

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

this post has EVERYTHING

I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.

For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.

Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.

The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival? 

@hitodama89

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD

So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?

Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?

Hey fun fact;

Back when Homo sapiens weren’t the end-all of hominids, we also had some other two legged “humanish” cousins like the Neanderthals, Denisovians, and more!

There were nine different species of “humans”

By 10,000 years ago, they were all gone. The disappearance of these other species resembles a mass extinction. But there’s no obvious environmental catastrophe – volcanic eruptions, climate change, asteroid impact – driving it.

Instead, the extinctions’ timing suggests they were caused by the spread of a new species, evolving 260,000-350,000 years ago in Southern Africa: Homo sapiens.

Neanderthal skeletons show patterns of trauma consistent with warfare.

Like language or tool use, a capacity for and tendency to engage in genocide is arguably an intrinsic, instinctive part of human nature.

Optimists have painted early hunter-gatherers as peaceful, noble savages, and have argued that our culture, not our nature, creates violence. But field studies, historical accounts, and archaeology all show that war in primitive cultures was intense, pervasive and lethal.

Basically: the reason we as Homo Sapians find other human-ish figures unsettling and have an instinctual fear/aggression response called “The Uncanny Valley” is because we literally TOOK OVER THE WORLD by hunting down and killing every other hominid on the planet.

Dunno if the “9 species of hominid genocide” was a result of uncanny valley or the cause of it, but it’s a pretty sure bet to guess they’re linked.

Read more about it here :)

This is a wonderful post.

Isn’t one explanation of the uncanny valley that it’s a way to keep us nervous around dead bodies, which spread disease?

Yeah, there’s another branch of this post that goes into that more.

i would also like to bring up the mermaid question, because i’m Like That

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.