me trying to make friends

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

I heard vine compilations were a thing

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

@id-rather-be-in-england this is going to be our house

The most annoying question ever asked

call out post for tomatoes

i dont like them

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

LMFAO

guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body

“Lookin’ Good”

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I’m sleepy n I want my hair played with thank u

full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One