when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl
me: *wants to become polyglot, historian, poet, artist, master four instruments, travel the world, have a social life and a romantic relationship*
also me: due to my personal reasons i will now completely detach myself from reality, sit in my bedroom and contemplate existence for four (4) hours straight.
Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument
Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks
People who set multiple alarms have trust issues with themselves.
Sugar doesn’t have an “h” in it and everyone’s ok with it.
If you have 12 followers on a social media platform, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers irl, you are the messiah.
Dropping your phone on the ground with the screen side down is the modern Schrodinger’s Cat.
what do u mean im bad at flirting im wearing a band shirt that’s a mating call
I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS


