This is probably one of the most obscure references that I think could possibly be made

I can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t get this.

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

When cats get confused and pause grooming with one leg stuck in the air reblog if you agree

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

omfg

FREE PADS AND TAMPONS

Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!

U by Kotex

Always

Playtex

Poise

i expect everyone to reblog this

Additional PSA: please donate pads and tampons to food banks, shelters, and charities! Homeless and low income women really need these things!

Daddy

Fuckboi who can never be daddy: Pisces,Aries,Capricorn

Secretly has a daddy kink but pretends they hate it: VIRGO, Saggitarius, Saggitarius

10/10 would recommend it: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Uses it ironically/ for fangirling: Cancer, Leo, Libra

IT MEOWS. THE GIANT CAT MEOWS.

Omg @jedimasteramell

This is the money dog.  Reblog him for good luck!

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

can you please explain what the site is?

you can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them! i’ve made $40-90 a day which they send through paypal. also you can get gift cards through the mail which is pretty awesome. sign up here, confirm your email and take quizzes

thank you so much because this is actually legit i got paid this morning 

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This is the money dog.  Reblog him for good luck!

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

can you please explain what the site is?

you can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them! i’ve made $40-90 a day which they send through paypal. also you can get gift cards through the mail which is pretty awesome. sign up here, confirm your email and take quizzes

thank you so much because this is actually legit i got paid this morning 

Badass vintage and modern female movie characters

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕