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@iceeericeee

Welcome! Come in, sit down, have a pot brownie, relax. We're all friends here. Side note: I do a word of the day every day, and I am open to word requests in my DMs! Also I sometimes make random polls.

who tf voted over fifty

dw I just wanna talk

im SoRry today is NOT my day w/ the moot fam T-T

HOW??

IM THIRSTY 24/7 I WAKE UP AT UNGODLY HOURS OF THE NIGHT THIRSTY. MY THROUGHT IS SO DRYyyyY 😭

IT'S OKAY WE ALL HAVE BAD DAYS AND I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR HYDRATING!!

IM NOT MAD ABOOT THAT THATS IMPRESSIVE

im soRRy oKayY

I have one water bottle of old water that i never drink so you're doing better than me

1 dr pepper can

BUT i have >250 soda can tabs

I am very impressed

BUT

that means u must drink a water rn

for every soda tab u have u must have one sip of water tonight

i am genuinely scared of what would happen if the magic tablet from natm ended up in my house somehow. i have 5+ gallons of origami frogs in my house. i drew angry faces on a decent amount of them.

papercuts, man. death by papercuts from a thousand origami frogs

Oh God no

My parents have lucky cat statues, cat clocks, geese decorations, I have like countless build a bears. And because of the natm2 thing with paintings and art, I'd be fucking terrified of looking at my sketchbooks. Plus I have Mobius and loki funko pops😭😭😭😭 and that's not even all of it

At least u’d only have to deal with two funko pops

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN ARMY I’D HAVE TO DEAL WITH HFKSNDH

Not to mention that literally more than half of my walls are covered in posters and

oh my fuckin god my Junji Ito books would come to life

-the bookshop-

crowley, carrying boxes: are you sure about this?

aziraphale, holding one of crowley’s plants: of course. you offered me a place to stay when I had nothing left. it’s the least I could do

crowley, nods: yeah. right…

aziraphale, stops on the way to the back room: ah…there is a slight problem

crowley, puts a box down: what?

aziraphale, wringing his hands: it’s nothing, really. it’s just…my spare room is currently occupied. well, there is always my room-

crowley, quickly: I don’t mind sharing

aziraphale: I don’t want to make you uncomfortable

crowley, eager: angel, it’s fine. really. I’ll cope

aziraphale, relieved: good. right, well, I better let gabriel know he’s going to have a roommate *leaves*

crowley:

crowley, deflated: great

*later*

gabriel & crowley: *sharing a bed*

gabriel:

crowley:

gabriel, glances at him: you’re a fucking idiot

crowley, arms folded, sulking: shut up

Anonymous asked:

What's ur opinion on fried rice

burn it <3

btw if we're mutuals i automatically think ur cooler than me. doesnt matter if we have been mutuals for 2 minutes or 3 years, if we are following each other u are cooler than me by default <3

@ every single one of my mutuals