of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

he didnt even make the sun and the moon fight that just sorta happened 

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

his ass was gonna get cursed one way or another like that

ancient curse any % speedrun

i still can't stop thinking about this

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cutie Honey (2004) is worth watching just for scenes like this. The effects don't even come close to approaching anything resembling realism, which is why they ended up being so fun.

How is this so beyond amazing, why isn't American wrestling have equal amount of interest depth team lore

attention everyone, instead of “ms./mr./mx.” I would like to be addressed as The Non-Binary Nightmare

The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.

Meteorg

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

(My experience with broody birds is chickens) Why does she do that? Is she having trouble keeping all the eggs under her? Or does she not pluck her breast to expose her skin to the eggs for more warmth?

Yep, birds of prey usually also pluck a brood patch! Shes doing it to rotate and reposition the eggs under her to keep them all warm.

Best quality: her mama wiggles

I am no kind of bird expert, but I think it’s mama AND papa wiggles? At 0:06 and 0:41 that is definitely a different bird.

Yes, the gray headed bird is the male!

I fully expected the music to be harlem shake

son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

CALL THAT A PORKET WATCH

Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.

Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God

ghost swing 👻 🎸

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying