she/they might be giants
homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man
The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she's just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she's Peggy that's just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they're like ok fine I guess
Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in "happy", because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can't go around tellin people you're "gay" for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down
i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore
Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
dyatlovpassingprivilege
Anonymous asked:
is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??
dyatlovpassingprivilege
yo your brother kind of sucks
Medieval Scooby
An Ich wōld goÞ awai with-al, wer't non for hērte meddelende youÞen!
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
How does he do that and play it so cool
if it was me i would freak out
[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]
SUMMER 2023
- UNLEARN THE SHAME
- DANCING IN THE DARK (1984)
- TANK TOP (NO BRA)
- JACK OFF
- SERVE CUNT
- FIND HOLY IN THE MUNDANE
- IGNORE THE DREAD
- BUSH, HAPPY TRAILS, BODY HAIR
- BISEXUALITY
- SHOW YOURSELF GRACE
- BE GENTLE AND KIND
- LET GO OF THE PAST