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Singing of Mount Abora

Title: Singing  By: Aloysia Virgata Rating: NC-17 Category: MSR Timeline: S7 Summary:  Casefile, follow up to Petrichor, both of which are set in the same universe as Waters of Babylon. It also works fine as a standalone. Notes: Endless heart-eyed thanks to @slippinmickeys and @icedteainthebag for unbelievable editing, suggestions, and generally keeping me honest when I tried to get away with being lazy. And to @red2007 and @scullymakesmefeelautopsyturvy for being supportive and lovely and kind as I patched this thing together. I appreciate all of you more than you can possibly imagine for helping me get back into the swing of things after a long time away. I simply couldn’t have done it without you all.

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Read this now damn it, you won’t be disappoint I promise

Thank you, you lovely people. This is an obscure little fic and one of the only things we did together besides Truth on the Road. We often spent time writing together (by hand!) in the little coffee shop down the street from her apartment. A lot of things have changed now, and this makes me dreamy and wistful for the past. (We are still dear friends.)

XF Smut - Fic Recs

Looking for something to read after your partner bolts at the mere suggestion of a little motel room fraternization, leaving you all alone and more than a little frustrated? Here are some smutty fics to keep you company:

Drunken Dalliances:

Motel Room Rendezvous:

Office Affairs:

Public Displays of Affection:

Couch Copulation:

Car Coitus:

Phone Foreplay:

First Time Fraternization:

Established Relationship Romps:

Miscellaneous Monkey Business:

Oh teabag. Glad Gillian’s, um, request(?), briefly brought you back. Wonder if she’s prepared for the onslaught of fic writers in her inbox. What percent of fantasies submitted do you expect to be self insert Gillian-rpf???

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So good to see you here still ☺️

My scientific analysis is approximately:

21% self-insert RPF fic from fic writers

70% sleazebag cis dudes telling her they want to bang her

9% other

Infuckingsanity

if someone ever said “what would make you log in to tumblr again” I would probably say “oh I guess when Gillian Anderson asks us to tell her our sexual fantasies for her own spank bank”

so hi

deargillian.com

Anonymous asked:

Hey so someone copy pasted your entire Lynne Reed fic to the comments section of the Lynne article in the Homeland wikia, dunno what all that’s about…

Well. That’s fucking bizarre. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just wanted to come here and say that every time I get kudos for Caduceator I think about you, reader. There are so many of us whose voices weren’t heard. I hear you.

Anonymous asked:

Hey lovely, I was wondering if you had any recommendations for good, fairly budget friendly vibrators one could find on Amazon? It's my only option to get a half decent one but I have no idea where to start so I'd appreciate any help you'd be able to give. Have a good day!

My favorite manufacturer for cheap amazing toys is cal exotics. I’ve had some expensive toys in the past and I still prefer these. Let’s see if we can get past the censors.

I recommend any cheap bullet vibe. There’s one called the teardrop vibe on Amazon that’s a single bullet and about $5 prime. Very good. But I recently discovered this one and I enjoy having one bullet inside, one bullet on my clit. It stimulates just the first couple inches of your vagina and that feels amazing.

This guy down here has been my favorite for years. Firm, powerful vibration, love it so much I have one stored in case the first one dies. I always end up using him no matter where I start.

Hope that helps!! 😍😍😍 Have a nice day.

@icedteainthebag is a very special person who once invited us to her house to share Thanksgiving with her family and also gave us a sex toy as a wedding present.  I only wish we’d given her a wedding present half as relevant.  What I’m trying to say here is that she is Wholesome and also Sensual and it’s a marvelous combination.

You are both those things plus brilliant, my love.

Anonymous asked:

Ohh, you’re sans cotton downstairs...going without? ;)

Caught me at an opportune moment. ☺️

Anonymous asked:

Just wanted to let you know Chimerart polished up Gillian’s latest IG photo, and you’ll cream your cotton panties over this one! Gillian in blue ripped jeans, leather jacket and a hella seductive look on her face. Look up the word DADDY and you’ll find that photo of Gillian Anderson right next to the word. Does Gillian even understand how many women she’s making wet on a daily basis?!!!

Oh. She understands.

And for once in a blue moon I’m not wearing cotton panties! Still creamed tho

Anonymous asked:

Hi! Just wanted to check in and say hi and wish you a lovely spring❤️. / sapphic follower who followed you for your Gillian Anderson content but stayed for your openess and shame-free approach to us followers.

Thank you. ❤️❤️ Just this morning I was thinking about lovely Gillian in a number of ways. It’s like you knew, like sapphic radar went off. We will forever have the connection...

I haven’t been back here much after the porn ban, but I still do read these anons every day and it makes me happy. 😘

Anonymous asked:

I don’t want to spoil anything from Sex Education. I won’t share the lines, but Jean Milburn is in bed touching her pussy😍. No clothes just healthy sexual expression and I’m so happy for Gillian it looks like she had fun filming this show. They even welcomed her to set with a lights spelling out ”welcome Gillian” that met her in her make-up trailer😭😀. She deserves it all and much more she’s worked so hard. And people love the show!!

How are we even supposed to WORK today

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Screen caps of that scene please and combine it with hank moody

There are apparently even nicer scenes than this according to the anons who are describing them to me in excruciating detail.