I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:
quick suggestion
idmangapasta
let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment
The unholy trinity.
the-stalwart-system
crazy-go-lucky
only the finest culinary experiences for my followers
ravenreyamidala
@copperbadge this makes me feel the same way at the ketchup cake you made so enjoy
Some of these are perilously close to straight up molecular gastronomy.
Met a real cool chick a while back and we hung out a couple times and then I got shunned.. no responses to anything and I just wanna know what I did cause I thought we hit it off.
mxxn-kitten
Who is this man
Hes back lmao
Why is the video quality better than films?
Jay Adams circa 1970 ~ Early 70s “In contests, Jay was simply the most exciting skater to watch. He never skated the same run the same way twice. His routines were wickedly random yet exceedingly tight and beautiful to watch; he even invented tricks during his runs. I’ve never seen any skater destroy convention and expectation better. Watching him skate was something new every second - he was ‘skate and destroy’ personified.” - Stacy Peralta
I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍
“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”
osseus-custos
@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
- the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
- the music
- “let’s discuss the contradiction”
- the overuse of the word “camera”
- the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
- “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
- the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
- “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
Source: streamable.com
34511975-deactivated20160912
Mingus Reedus
milsoph
pettyqueer
milsoph
The holy trinity
newvagabond
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
rknjl
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
d-dinosaur
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
doxian
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
thelegendofkungjew
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
revengeance-deactivated20150809
I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.
Waterfall
revengeance
Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
