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Rilakkuma and Friends Plush

@trans-mom aren’t these ADORABLE

I LOVE

its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall 

*giggles*

im really sorry that im laughing but-

*bursts into more giggles*

*clears throaght*

“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

reblog before dec. 17th guys

December 14th, 2018

Three days remain

@staff let the countdown begin

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

Fuck me sideways

so i Really didnt wanna have to do this but because my car will be in the repair shop almost 3 week i need help. so i fucked up the entire right side of my car wile driving and i guilted my dad into paying for the repair but i had to get a rental car thats drained all the money i had for my car payment and now its geting to the point where i cant afford it anymore so i need 660$ to cover the full cost of the rental and i need atleast 300 by the 12th!!

tldr: money i had for my car payment was eaten by rental car payments wile my car is in the repair shop i need 300 minimum by the 12th!!

0/630

paypal: nightburningice@hotmail.com

cashapp:cashapp.me/$Smokeyquartz

still at 0 and would apreciate people reblogging this still

15/630!!

105/630!!!

all help is apreciated!!

120/630!

211/630!!!!!!

1/3 the way done!!

i still need the help and theres only 5 days left

DUE TOMORROW!!!!! 236/630!!

261//630!!!! please keep going!

last night like 4am I still couldn’t sleep so I wrote a song while tired as death. will probably take this down tomorrow when better judgement sets in.

WOW

If you projected more I would put this on my music library

please refer to mitski.bandcamp.com for songs where i am projecting more 

Omfg

has been on repeat the past 72 hours

so so lovely

love for always

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

#*checks calendar* yep

Disney String Medley | performed by Music Inc.

“Can You Feel the Love Tonight” - The Lion King “Beauty and the Beast” - Beauty and the Beast “A Whole New World” - Aladdin “I See the Light” - Tangled “When You Wish Upon a Star” - Pinocchio “Kiss the Girl” - The Little Mermaid “Some Day My Prince Will Come” - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs “A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes” - Cinderella

Perfect love medley for a wedding (:

made a playlist to ask out my crush :/ what’d y’all think?

Baby cows meeting each other for the first time 

source

landscape studies I’ve done today/yesterday

twitter / patreon

its so weird to me that there are artists who listen to classical music while drawing cuz im like………..w…………..i listen to ke$ha…….

artists rb this and tag what kind of music you listen to while you draw 

my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This 

@chickennipple @thegoatoverlord

@joyfullyinsane

How cats are made

can someone please post the actual source? this artist is really talented and its sad to see their work reposted without credit

Right here! It wasn’t too hard to fine but yea

thanks!! go give them some love yall!

this is peak Craigslist

does anyone know how this turned out?

@xompeii Found an imgur update. 😊