Anonymous asked:
kill yourself
your gonna make me cum, dude
the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports
i go outside after a long day at the office and stretch my arms wide. birds of prey sweep down from every direction and tear me into ribbons of gore with their talons and beaks and their talons and beaks and their talons and their beaks
one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot
xXx_elonmusk_xXx
bull fucking shit.
tumblr would never flag osama bin laden tattoo gibby.
Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar
Anonymous asked:
so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
