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holy fucking bingle!

@icannotgetoverbirds / icannotgetoverbirds.tumblr.com

Transmedicalists, sysmedicalists, terfs, MAPs, anti-choice, fatphobes/sizeists, bigots, etc DNI. Anyways, let me know if you need a name for something! 20, parafonian trans man with acronyms for days. Sometimes I rb yearning stuff and I don't really tag it so. He/it

Please for the love of god infodump at me

Twitch moderator applications are live here!

I go by Byrd for short. I'm an intersex autistic trans man, I use he/him pronouns, I'm plural, and I'm over 18. I'm also an ex-mormon. Do not fucking proselytize any fucking religion at me. You will be blocked.

I mostly reblog about random shit, but sometimes I'll make original posts and/or respond with my take on a situation - those should be mostly tagged as #byrd chirps.

My exmo tag is #byrd is an exmo. Sometimes, my moot @twiggyfrogblog sends me birds, sometimes other people do too, so if you're looking for fantastic bird posts, the tags #byrd's birds and #ty twiggy! should take you there. Ask games are tagged #byrd's ask games. Transparent gifs are tagged as both #transparent gif and #transparent gifs.

I also have some new tags - #byrd's silly art, which is for my artwork (currently just me tracing photographs to try and wrap my head around concepts like shapes and shading), and #byrd's writing, which is how I tag any posts about my writing.

I am currently writing a fanfic - I've started to try and tag that as #stt and #byrd's silly little fanfic - once someone finds the fic on AO3, I'll put a link in here.

Some of my posts/reblogs contain triggering/heavy/nsfw topics. I do my best to tag these, but I'm not perfect. Let me know if I miss anything. I don't generally tag swearing, and I do use the word queer as a self-identifier unapologetically.

I have a few sideblogs - some of which are currently inactive. I won't link them here - see if you can find them!

I'm friends with Kea, a writer who distributes his work under a pseudonym, and I have his permission to post his writing. Here is my favorite of his, The Model and The Letter.

Lots of links below the cut, including resources and ask games.

Look at me, old friend,

today you are hurt.

I can see it in your eyes,

hear it in your trembling voice,

feel it in your blood-soaked words.

You may feel hopeless.

You may feel as if the sun was plucked from the sky and shattered,

as though it were a lightbulb facing the hammer of God,

fragile, weak, destroyed.

But the sun is not gone,

and hope is not lost.

For you have only just begun your life in earnest.

And tomorrow the sun will come back,

and you will be older,

and you will be wiser,

and you will be closer to knowing yourself.

And I promise,

that all the times you've been hurt,

the pain you have gone through,

will one day be distant.

And you will heal.

And you will breathe unhindered.

And you will look at the morning sun and say,

"I want to live"

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I feel like this could be a good reaction image

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look at my 2 year old flop post boy

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…something tells me that I’m gonna have to mute the notifs on this post soon

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beginning to understand why a post getting tumblr famous is considered a curse

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i have alerted the horde

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Y                                    O                                  U

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F                                  U                                     C                                    K

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I am in hell

[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

you're all mentally deranged i want you to know that

Flaw is pronounced like straw, and floor is pronounced like store

"floor" and "store" are entirely incomparable in the fact that store has a hard T and I don't believe in the existence of a hard L

shutup. you are all completely wrong

I am going to wreck precise and meticulous havoc on every organ you possess

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We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

Guys, if you read on AO3 please try to create an account. So many of us writers are going to be forced to lock down our fics to registered users out of necessity to help keep AI away, and it kills us because we don’t want to stop any of you from reading.

AO3 is invite only. So if you know an AO3 user, ask if they have an invitation to give you (we’re given invite codes to share with others who want to join) because that’s an easy way to get in. If you don’t know someone you can ask, this is AO3’s instructions for requesting one from them…

I know this seems like an extra step and maybe you don’t think you need it and can just read from people who haven’t locked their fics. But this isn’t just about you as the reader. If you enjoy fics and you want to keep them coming, this is how you support your favorite writers! If our stats and comments plummet, I guarantee writing is going to start going down as well. Nobody wants that! So please consider making an account and signal boosting this as well! 🙏🏻

**NOTE: AO3 indicates (as of today) there’s 48k some people in the queue for invites and they’re sending out about 5k per day. That’s not a bad wait at all!!**