jax's rules for appearing sane on tumblr:
1. don't reblog posts arguing against takes i've never seen someone actually have

jax's rules for appearing sane on tumblr:
1. don't reblog posts arguing against takes i've never seen someone actually have
the character's name is Chat, and the film is The Heroic Trio, one of that absolutely films of all time, highly recommended
Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.
I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes
Chilchuck as Sparrow-chimera😇
franka didnt pull a prank on anyone today, good for her!
This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKR’s incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people
1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao
the worst part about cardio is the laundry
“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines
This is galaxy brain thinking
maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT
current goal: make it through the week
long term goal: make it through all the weeks
Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"
picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
im talking about this bitch btw
