some of the horniest thoughts may occur to you when observing men at the grocery store

if god didn't want us to smoke weed why did he tell noah to roll two fat blunts on that boat

trans men in wisconsin are the real green bay packers

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

never give up on your dreams. you can always be a bigger faggot if you just believe in yourself

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

did you know that up to 45% of heart attacks are so-called 'silent' heart attacks that produce little to no symptoms but are no less dangerous? look up "drunk college boy gets impregnated like a girl video" to find out more

they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god

GOT A BONER IN THE BREAK ROOM THEY SAY IM HARD AT WORK!!!

If i looked like gabe saporta i would act like that too

this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

can a boy have a faggot summer without having a social life

“gay men” is redundant

i’m literally a boytoy i shouldn’t have to WORK

got a pussy like an ashtray

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

I don't want to go to work I want to engage in gay boy activities

yeah i’m a fag (fine ass guy)

yeah im a fag (faggot)

men LOVE to get pierced by things. daggers. earrings. and well, the obvious, of course: penis