some years ago i made a load of kindred: the embraced memes out of dril tweets and i think now is the time to bring them back. you're welcome
One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.
My Tzimisce Genesis’ horrid form.
This is a pretty old piece at this point (from 2021) and I’d do some things very differently now but i still like it a lot, so i thought i’d post it regardless!
Genesis was a pretty low gen vamp for a VtM game set in London that unfortunately didnt last long. She loooved stealing people’s identities and replacing them in their lives and family <33
Hi everyone: I've written a long deep-dive on the present state of the McMansion, from farmhouse chic to imminent environmental collapse. If you've been seeing an inordinate number of big ugly houses pop up in your neighborhood, you are not alone!
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.
"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD
Reblogging this both for the raw and inspiring quote and for the helpful tip about that last line of dirt.
🍋 Compilation Posts 🍋
Season 1 Big Compilation Post [#01 - #17] -> Start Here!
🍋 Main Series 🍋
01 -> Monsters
02 -> Aiako
03 -> Title Pending
04 -> Title Pending
05 -> Aiako does it
06 -> Title Pending
07 -> Title Pending
08 -> Title Pending
09 -> Lilith goes to see Leanne
10 -> Title Pending
11 -> Title Pending
12 -> Title Pending
13 -> Title Pending
14 -> Title Pending
15 -> Title Pending
16 -> Title Pending
17 -> End of Season 1
18 - Bofa Begins
19 - Repurpose
20 - Leanne's Trophy Pt. 1
21 - Leanne's Trophy Pt. 2
22 - Art Cubbies Pt. 1
23 - Art Cubbies Pt. 2
🍋 Bonus Memes 🍋
Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
This is the time to get creative with it, too, because realistic reports are a Bad idea here (they will get used as “evidence” that gender affirming care is dangerous). We actually want to send all the random, wild shit we can think of!
my final form
yeah. for once, actual random bullshit works.
most times, I advise against sending obviously fake things because they can just filter it. but submitting things that seem plausible, even if they are completely fake, will be used as a reason to actively harm us. because these people don't care whether or not they're telling the truth.
so don't make up believable stories. instead just spam them with copypastas until your email gets blacklisted. then get a new email and spam them again.
yall itll take fake emails
Report all of the republican leadership in Missouri. Make them tear each other apart
Idk if putting a Missouri address would increase "legitimacy" or w/e but I'd recommend using the one for the Hooter's next to the gateway arch. bc it's funny
100 N 7th St, St. Louis, MO 63101
HANAMUSA (JESSIExDELIA) MASTER POST
I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT
i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’
with such great hits as
- mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
- dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst
- steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually
- dipper: what. the fuck.
- the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof
- mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst
- steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
- “our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”
- steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*
- dipper: *furiously taking notes*
- theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
- dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
- steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
- dipper: ??????thanks??
- playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
- (at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill
- various pines: thanks man
- steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire
- dipper:
it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.
mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”
dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”
@novantinuum @thepringlesofblood u are visionaries
@novantinuum
@thepringlesofblood u
are visionaries
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from